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  • #31
    and this upcoming movie has the greatest line of any summer move this year. Or maybe I'm the only one who thinks so. I was the only one laughing during the previews when this line was said. I couldn't stop laughing.

    Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke saying:
    "I think something bounced up into my undercarriage"

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Dis
      I turned off the video after a few seconds. Half naked women don't interest me.
      What about if the naked half is the half that's usually not naked?

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Kaak
        actually, though she doesn't know it, i think the purpose of those boots is laying beside my bed while she's naked in it...
        Really? I'd kind of prefer she wear them (and just them). Whaddaya think "knocking boots" means?

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        • #34
          ajbera: the operative point in that sentence was her being in my bed if she wants to wear the boots, by god, she can wear the boots.

          Dis: i made no comment on her intellectual capacity; i only responded to the comment that she "looked like a dunce." Which calls in to question either your intellectual capacity, or your ability to read
          "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

          "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

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          • #35
            The only thing notable about that video was the car wash scene. It does help it you turn the sound off when watching. Oh, and forward to near the end. The rest is crap.
            I'm consitently stupid- Japher
            I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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            • #36
              eh. she's so fake and artificial... it ruins my appreciation for her.
              I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
              [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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              • #37
                artificial? no silicone, no plastic surgery, nothing...maybe a little bleach, but...she is naturally hot dood
                "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

                "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

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                • #38
                  I wouldn't date her, but I would definitely **** her. Not sure if those breasts are real, though.
                  Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – Lessing

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                  • #39
                    they are god given...i know it defies the laws of physics, but it's still true
                    "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

                    "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

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                    • #40
                      i'm skeptical.
                      I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
                      [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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                      • #41
                        Some women have been touched by the grace of God. But, sorry, I can't just take your word for it. I'll have to find out myself
                        Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – Lessing

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                        • #42
                          close inspection of the video should be proof enough. silicon just doesn't bounce quit like that :O
                          "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

                          "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

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                          • #43
                            Coming from a woman, I say she aint fugly but The hole in her chin needs to be filled in I guess im not fond of chin dimples on men or women . and she is in no way in comparission to the real daisy duke.
                            When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
                            "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
                            Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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                            • #44
                              Yeah I wouldn't picked her for Daisy Duke either. I was dissapointed when I found out it was her playing that role.

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                              • #45
                                Daisy Duke needs to be sweeter and a brunette
                                “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                                ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man​

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