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Ahh, it's called "batchelor's night" in English, right? If a mod can edit the title, it would be great. -
Err, yes?
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Good Thread
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Patience Frenchie, patience... I'm looking for an English translation, or I'll have to translate myself. Does any of our Scandinavians here have the English version of the text that goes with the picture?Comment
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It's "bachelor party," at least in the States.Ahh, it's called "batchelor's night" in English, right?I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891Comment
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I've seen it before. Don't have the text, though.
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Tadaaaam!
Check out the picture, than read what follows.
In Sweden it is a bit of a custom for the groom to be kidnapped and whisked off somewhere for his stag night, which usually lasts all day and all night rather than the typical stag night where you all arrange it beforehand go out get drunk and hire a stripper.
The Swedes do it different. The groom has no idea until he gets nabbed. He might be dressed up in something crazy... and go do something funny...and then the fun starts!
This particular guy is a keen sailor and when he was kidnapped for his stag night they glued a false "skippers-beard" on him and put him at the helm of a 60-foot yacht and let him be skipper for the day...
Much beer and fine food was consumed. But nothing... nasty happened to him at all...
In the evening when they got back on land and were getting cleaned up for the night club... they all had a sauna as is customary in Sweden....
Imagine the groom’s horror when he walked into the sauna where his naked buddies were waiting for him and then to notice that best mate number one had no pubic hair ...
Neither did friend two ...
Nor three ...
Or four...
Now check out the beard again...........
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Stag night.Originally posted by VetLegion
Ahh, it's called "batchelor's night" in English, right? If a mod can edit the title, it would be great.One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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This is the BEST practical joke I have so far heard of
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hahahahaha, i stand by my
thats a great practical joke.Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.Comment
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Excellent
"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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OMG
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Ewww...
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Hehe and ewwww...Speaking of Erith:
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