Brilliant French diplomacy strikes again!

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Spiffor

This thread is about the revival of the Hundred Years War through other means, and I'm not gonna be nice to them rosbifs!

You'd never have won the Hundred Years' War if not for the treacherous Burgundians.


And besides which, I have never forgiven the grenouilles their crime against coffee- I like the example of the Prussian commander who asked the coffee supplier of the French town they had occupied to bring him all his supplies of chicory. When he had done so, the commander ordered it all burnt, and then had some delicious unadulterated coffee.


Remember remember:

Dettingen Sluys Ramillies Oudenarde Agincourt Crecy Poitiers Malplaquet Cape St Vincent Aboukir Bay Blenheim Vitoria Wandiwash

Send us victorious, happy and glorious...

[Asher]

Originally posted by molly bloom
Clearly I am insane, since I would not.


Have you tried saffron bread, Spiff ?

Or Dover sole ?

How about an Arbroath smokie, or a Bakewell tart ?

How about scallops with samphire salad, or sea bass with sorrel sauce ?

Oxtail stew with barley ?

Damson jam, quince preserve with Cheshire cheese and Ormeau Road farls ?


I do hope this isn't going to turn into another tedious thread where people demonstrate their wholesale ignorance of British food.

/me pukes.

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Kidicious
Here's a list of appropriate American food. I got it from a survey on what American's eat on the 4th of July.

Potato Salad -
Baked Beans -
Hot Dogs -
Ice Cream Sodas -
Pickles -
Cole Slaw - :vomit:
Macaroni Salad -
Hamburgers

Dutch kool sla

European pickled baby cucumbers

Italian maccheroni

Russian potato salad - Kartophelny Salat Po-Russki

Chinese/Mongol Ice Cream


Thoroughly American.

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Asher


* Asher pukes.

Shouldn't sit in front of the mirror so long then, should you ?

[Asher]

Originally posted by molly bloom
Shouldn't sit in front of the mirror so long then, should you ?

Welcome to 3rd grade...

You seem to have a bad habit of making an argument personal. And your implication that I'm ugly is clearly a personal insult.

I wait for our mods to take action.

[Kuciwalker]

Hamburgers

[Kidlicious]

Originally posted by molly bloom



Dutch kool sla

European pickled baby cucumbers

Italian maccheroni

Russian potato salad - Kartophelny Salat Po-Russki

Chinese/Mongol Ice Cream


Thoroughly American.

We put ice cream in soda. Duh molly bloom.

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by molly bloom
You'd never have won the Hundred Years' War if not for the treacherous Burgundians.

The HYW would have never lasted so long if not for the treacherous Burgundians, who betrayed our beautiful continet in favour of the Rosbifs

Fortunately, they ended up seeing the light, and they became loyal once again, but it sure took its time.

And besides which, I have never forgiven the grenouilles their crime against coffee- I like the example of the Prussian commander who asked the coffee supplier of the French town they had occupied to bring him all his supplies of chicory. When he had done so, the commander ordered it all burnt, and then had some delicious unadulterated coffee.

That is rich! A Rosbif complaining about French Coffee?!
Go back to Starbucks, whose implementation in the UK actually improves the quality of your coffee, or better, go back at sipping your tea!

[Kuciwalker]

Spiffor, you are truly amazing

[Harovan]

I don't know what you Brits and Commonwealth inhabitants in general have against Chiracs disarming honesty. He didn't even say you have the worst food. Everybody knows, that finnish fried reindeer crap is even less desirable than fish and chips. Stating that in some way somebody is worse than the Brits has to be interpreted as compliment towards you.

[Spiffor]

[DinoDoc]

He insulted Finland. When will the invasion commence, Pekka?

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Spiffor



Go back to Starbucks, whose implementation in the UK actually improves the quality of your coffee, or better, go back at sipping your tea!

Only an imbiber of chicory adulterated coffee could say that.

Stale piss in French coffee would improve it- along with some babas du pauvre.

Welcome to 3rd grade...

I had no idea you were still there Asher.



Beware Spiff and Chirac, there's a Wolfe at the door...

[Asher]

Originally posted by molly bloom
I had no idea you were still there Asher.

Now we need a thread to blast British humour.

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by molly bloom
Only an imbiber of chicory adulterated coffee could say that.

Stale piss in French coffee would improve it- along with some babas du pauvre.

Only an Italian could say that without deserving being hit repeatedly by a large saucisson. The barbarians to the north, who serve lukewarm water and believe it's "coffee", should remain silent, or being mercilessly mocked for their fantastic deludedness