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    From the BBC

    Chirac jokes about British food
    French President Jacques Chirac is reported to have cracked jokes about British food at a meeting with the German and Russian leaders on Sunday.

    French newspaper Liberation says Gerhard Schroeder and Vladimir Putin laughed and joined in the banter.

    "The only thing they (the English) have ever done for European agriculture is mad cow disease," it quotes Mr Chirac as saying, within earshot of reporters.

    A French government spokesman declined to comment on the report.

    One cannot trust people whose cuisine is so bad
    Jacques Chirac

    The three men met at celebrations to mark the 750th anniversary of the founding of Kaliningrad, formerly known as Koenigsberg, an exclave of Russia surrounded by Poland and Lithuania.

    "One cannot trust people whose cuisine is so bad," Mr Chirac went on, according to the newspaper's report.

    "After Finland, it is the country with the worst food."

    Problems with Nato

    Mr Chirac is also reported to have reminisced about an occasion when Lord George Robertson, the former Secretary General of Nato, had made him try a Scottish dish.

    "That is where our difficulties with Nato come from," he said.

    The Taste of Scotland is always to be enjoyed at the Gleneagles Hotel
    Gleneagles Hotel website
    The comments come as France and the UK compete to hold the Olympic games in 2012, and are at loggerheads over the EU budget.

    On Wednesday Mr Chirac will be flying to Gleneagles for a dinner hosted by Queen Elizabeth II to open the G8 summit.

    The menu has not been published, but most of the food, provided by the Gleneagles hotel, will be locally sourced.

    "The Taste of Scotland is always to be enjoyed at the Gleneagles Hotel, from morning kippers or a fresh egg from a nearby farmhouse; scones and cream or Dundee cake for afternoon tea in The Bar to Angus beef, Scottish salmon, venison or Highland grouse for dinner," the hotel's website says.

    It adds that the hotel's kitchens "benefit from the finest, freshest produce available from Scotland's larder, and from specialist suppliers around the world".

    Hamburgers OK

    US President George W Bush said in an interview with the Times newspaper that he would not eat haggis at the summit, or wear a kilt.

    Liberation says Mr Putin tried to egg Mr Chirac on at the Kaliningrad meeting, asking him what he thought of hamburgers.

    Mr Chirac replied that hamburgers were far preferable to British food.

    In an interview with Time magazine two years ago, he said he had been a fan of America since spending a summer at Harvard University in 1953, and that he loved "junk food".

    France came close to being fined in 2002, for refusing to lift a ban on British beef, in the wake of the BSE crisis.

    The European Union issued a worldwide ban on British beef exports in 1996, but lifted it in 1999.




    That's frigging pathetic! It's just wonderful
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  • #2
    This is in the context of a renewed row between France and Britain. We had the Eu-summit debacle two weeks ago, and now we have a wonderful display of Anglo-French rivalry in Singapore, where the decision will be taken whether London or Paris will have the Olympics.

    We can expect many snide comments from the two sides of the channel, and a very enjoyable Anglophobia/Francophobia, that will be manifest once again
    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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    • #3
      i trust the hotel staff will be preparing some 'special sauce' for chirac's food when he arrives
      "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

      "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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      • #4
        Cockney: Can't be worse than ordinary English cooking.
        urgh.NSFW

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        • #5
          Mr Chirac replied that hamburgers were far preferable to British food.

          Fine. We'll keep the Arbroath smokies, Whitstable oysters, crayfish and saffron bread, Dover sole, Cornish yarg and Bakewell tarts.


          He can eat at McDonalds.
          Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

          ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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          • #6


            That's a deal any sane human would agree to
            "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
            "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
            "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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            • #7
              To be honest, the only thing that makes eating doable in the UK is the huge amount of Indian restarants.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Az
                Cockney: Can't be worse than ordinary English cooking.
                he'd probably enjoy it, being french and all
                "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Spiffor


                  That's a deal any sane human would agree to

                  Clearly I am insane, since I would not.


                  Have you tried saffron bread, Spiff ?

                  Or Dover sole ?

                  How about an Arbroath smokie, or a Bakewell tart ?

                  How about scallops with samphire salad, or sea bass with sorrel sauce ?

                  Oxtail stew with barley ?

                  Damson jam, quince preserve with Cheshire cheese and Ormeau Road farls ?


                  I do hope this isn't going to turn into another tedious thread where people demonstrate their wholesale ignorance of British food.


                  To be honest, the only thing that makes eating doable in the UK is the huge amount of Indian restarants.

                  Too late.
                  Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                  ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                  • #10
                    The Brits are totally unfair to listen to children jokes made by continentals. We do not have a specialized newspaper industry to peddle those stupidities, and we would appreciate that they publish only their own.
                    Statistical anomaly.
                    The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

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                    • #11
                      Well, France2's noon news had quite some coverage about it
                      "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                      "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                      "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                      • #12
                        Would you all just shut up and eat hamburgers.
                        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                        • #13
                          I do hope this isn't going to turn into another tedious thread where people demonstrate their wholesale ignorance of British food.
                          This thread is about the revival of the Hundred Years War through other means, and I'm not gonna be nice to them rosbifs!
                          "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                          "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                          "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Spiffor

                            This thread is about the revival of the Hundred Years War through other means, and I'm not gonna be nice to them rosbifs!
                            To be honest, the English cows were not that bad, and the mad cow desease was a collateral inconvenience without consequence on proper English or French cooking.
                            Statistical anomaly.
                            The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

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                            • #15
                              Here's a list of appropriate American food. I got it from a survey on what American's eat on the 4th of July.

                              Potato Salad -
                              Baked Beans -
                              Hot Dogs -
                              Ice Cream Sodas -
                              Pickles -
                              Cole Slaw - :vomit:
                              Macaroni Salad -
                              Hamburgers
                              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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