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  • #31
    Originally posted by Urban Ranger


    Bebro and Ecthelion for starters, and alva too, IIRC.
    Alva is not from Germany, he shares a bath tub with Colon
    Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
    And notifying the next of kin
    Once again...

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Hueij

      Alva is not from Germany, he shares a bath tub with Colon

      That's rectum.
      Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

      ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Urban Ranger


        Bebro and Ecthelion for starters, and alva too, IIRC.


        Is that a deliberate troll against alva?
        One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Hueij

          Alva is not from Germany, he shares a bath tub with Colon
          Nope. Alva has positioned himself in occupied territories (he's hiding in the closet downstairs), attempting to sabotage the cookie supply-lines Bebro's and Ecthelion's mum takes care of.

          We shall prevail!
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          • #35
            Originally posted by Colon


            Alva has positioned himself in occupied territories ...

            Is he instituting a Reign of Terror ? How is his Council of Blood ?
            Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

            ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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            • #36
              No no no, he's just has a sweet tooth, so he tries to steal the cookies the Germans' mum brings.
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              • #37
                I'm waiting for the AECCP's Theben! My slingshot needs ammunition!
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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Colon
                  No no no, he's just has a sweet tooth, so he tries to steal the cookies the Germans' mum brings.

                  I thought he might be making blutwurst in the bathtub with the leftovers from his Council of Blood.


                  Instead he's making Sea Beggar raids on the speculaas and pet de nonne galleons.
                  Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                  ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                  • #39
                    Yeah yeah whatever. Aren't you supposed be sending the British Power Rangers Force to defend my hold-out anyways? You know what happens if I lose this battle: they'll head straight for Spiffor's chateau next door!
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                    • #40
                      Queen Elizabeth is being stingy with the housekeeping- it's a replay of the 16th Century all over again.


                      We'll send the Earl of Leicester, err sorry, some Red Leicester cheese to Zutphen as a diversionary measure.

                      A good partner for beer

                      " Traditionally made in a large cartwheel shape, Red Leicester is a rich, russet coloured cheese whose flaky and slightly open texture plays host to a distinctive mellow flavour. Its lush colour was largely responsible for the cheese's popularity - especially in the Victorian period - and is caused by the use of Annatto, an age-old, tasteless vegetable dye extracted from a plant in South America. With a firm body and a close flaky texture, it takes around three to four months to mature and is great when eaten with fruit. It also makes a good partner for beer. "

                      Open the bottles of Dragon's Breath now !!!!
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                      • #41
                        Instead he's making Sea Beggar raids on the speculaas and pet de nonne galleons.

                        German speculaas?? Everyday I learn something new here on Apolyton
                        Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
                        And notifying the next of kin
                        Once again...

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Hueij
                          Instead he's making Sea Beggar raids on the speculaas and pet de nonne galleons.

                          German speculaas?? Everyday I learn something new here on Apolyton

                          It's from the Pennsylvania Dutch, har har....


                          Now shut that door, it's Frisian out here.
                          Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                          ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                          • #43
                            We'll send the Earl of Leicester, err sorry, some Red Leicester cheese to Zutphen as a diversionary measure.

                            Wait a minute... Colon is hiding behind a Belgian bath tub and you are sending cheese to Zutphen?? How would that help him?
                            Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
                            And notifying the next of kin
                            Once again...

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                            • #44
                              Ok, never mind mind about the AECCP's Theben, I'm going to bombard the Germans with toxic cheese-shells.
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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Hueij
                                We'll send the Earl of Leicester, err sorry, some Red Leicester cheese to Zutphen as a diversionary measure.

                                Wait a minute... Colon is hiding behind a Belgian bath tub and you are sending cheese to Zutphen?? How would that help him?
                                Chemical warfare. War is cruel.
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