Bush speech a flop? TERROR ALERT! TERROR ALERT!

[Ted Striker]

Originally posted by MarkG
new post-ad

Support Apolyton or Terrorists Win

[DRoseDARs]

Originally posted by MarkG
new post-ad

Support Apolyton or Terrorists Win

Mine's truer to real life.

[MarkG]

how about

You still havent signed-up for PLUS, Terror Level uped to Orange

[DRoseDARs]

You should have one of those color-coded Terror alert charts displaying the days when you have hot deals or new added features etc.

[Ted Striker]

YEAH!

[MarkG]

sounds good but i'd hate to reproduce this terror-level idiocy, only created to keep the terrified sheep on the republican fold

[DRoseDARs]

But it isn't reproducing the idiocy, it's mocking it.

[MarkG]

hey i once used a Chaplin-mockin-Hitler image to advertise the store and lots of people attacked me on my lack of sensitivity for the WW2 victims

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by MarkG
hey i once used a Chaplin-mockin-Hitler image to advertise the store and lots of people attacked me on my lack of sensitivity for the WW2 victims

That was positively a low point in the intelligence of Apolyton.

[DRoseDARs]

That's because they were idiots.

Not knowing classic Charlie Chaplin

[MarkG]

i explained who it was but they still thought is was not ok

[DRoseDARs]

Did you call a waaahmbulance for them?

[chequita guevara]

You know you're ****ed as Prez when even the soldiers won't give you applause.

[Alex]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison


Like me, you say something apt and funny, and no one notices I hear you Alex

Thanks, PH.

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove


Really? You must not have a real job in a real free market in a real democracy. In a competitive market place workers learn to manage their evacuations in under 30 seconds, so take it from me son, if you want to succeed in the world build up those Abs!

I work for the government, so I have plenty of time for evacuations.

[lord of the mark]

Originally posted by DRoseDARs
Anytime I hear someone bring up Iraq and 9/11, I simply remind them 14 of the 19 hijackers were from Saudi Arabia and not a single one of the rest were from Iraq. Lebanon, UAE, and Egypt are where the others are from.

Not one was from afghanistan either, so do you remind them of that too?

Leaving aside the debate about whether Zarqawi (leader of Al Qaeeda in Iraq) was in Iraq before we invaded (king abdullah of Jordan thinks he was) he is definitely in Iraq NOW.

Are we simply always forbidden to mention Iraq and 9/11 in the same sentence?