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Originally posted by pchang
OzzyKP is F*cking Stupid
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
Originally posted by reds4ever
Yeah, right Whaleboy, sure it is.
I vote for the Ozzy is F*cking Stupid option
(and even that doesn't really do it justice)
To be fair, computers are hard to get sometimes.
This one time, at computer camp, my BF was trying to do exponents in C++ by doing "5^8" and asked me why it wasn't working! Of course I smacked him around, told him obviously he had to use pow(5,8), insulted his mother, and ordered him into the kitchen to make me my dinner.
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "
I guess since this is officially a tease Ozzy thread, I might as well join in and alert you all to a hilarious (at least I think) job of splicing that one of my members threw together with some of the audio from one of my Fox News things:
HELP ME! I can't find adding function in my keyboard. I think it doesn't have it. What can I do? I must calculate. Also my mouse ran away and speakers got their mouths dry. Monitor hates me and reports my bad deeds to homeland security. What can I do?
In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
Originally posted by pchang
OzzyKP is F*cking Stupid
qft
Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
To be classed an expert on Excel, you need to have mastered the art of VLOOKUP
You ar not a master of excel unless you know TEH ALMIGHTY HLOOKUP!!!1!!
Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.
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