MS Excel Is Stupid (or I am)

[OzzyKP]

I'm looking through all the functions the program has. (I'm using excel 2003), and I can't find a simple f.cking program that divides. Am I totally missing something here or does excel honestly not have any proper dividing function?

I can't imagine they'd be stupid enough to put functions that do the inverse hyperbolic cosine, but can't do a simple division problem. But then again, it is Microsoft.

If someone can point me in the right direction, I'd appreciate it.

[Lancer]

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[Verto]

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[St Leo]

It's an operator, not a function.

=4/5

=4./5.

=B3/2

=B3/D9

[Sir Og]

St. Leo beat me to it.

[St Leo]

BTW, addition is also an operator in case the sum() function was throwing you off.

=A9 + C15

Ditto for subtraction:

=G8 - A4

And multiplication:

=H5 * C9

There's also exponentiation:

=2 ^ A3

[OzzyKP]

Ah, nice. Thanks guys.

[pchang]

OzzyKP is F*cking Stupid

[Whaleboy]

Be fair to OzzyKP... Excel is a fantastic program in that it's so powerful... you can know 10% of its features and you can consider yourself an expert.

If you're used to =(SUM) and =(AVERAGE) it's probably quite easy to forget +-*/.

[Richelieu]

Originally posted by OzzyKP
Ah, nice. Thanks guys.

You have to stop appearing on Fox, man. It's starting to affect you.

[MichaeltheGreat]

Originally posted by OzzyKP
Ah, nice. Thanks guys.

Answered your own question, I see.

[OzzyKP]

*sigh*.......


Thanks Whaleboy.

[reds4ever]

Originally posted by Whaleboy
Be fair to OzzyKP... Excel is a fantastic program in that it's so powerful... you can know 10% of its features and you can consider yourself an expert.

If you're used to =(SUM) and =(AVERAGE) it's probably quite easy to forget +-*/.

Yeah, right Whaleboy, sure it is.

I vote for the Ozzy is F*cking Stupid option
(and even that doesn't really do it justice)

[SpencerH]

It kinda puts some of Ozzy's opinions into a new perspective

[KrazyHorse]

^speaks truth