Theben said: A little late for that question, don't you think?

[DRoseDARs]

In response to this from me:

Do any of these chicks have a medical license allowing them to perform eunuchifications?

In response to this from Theben:

3 chicks with long knives for that evisceral experience.

The rest of that thread is unimportant. What's important now is my response to the question posed in the title of this one:

No. It's never too late to have my family jewels chopped off. I'm in agony now and there's no time like the present to bring a quick, non-suicidal end to the pain...

For those considering a trip to France, my "So you may or may not have cancer..." inf*ckingkillmection is back - for a third time - hence my desire to no longer be able to breed if I should so choose. I see the doctor on Monday and almost certainly I will again NOT be granted the sweet mercy of pain medications that work for me (vicodin not being among them) and be told instead to "put some ice on them." Yeah, just what I want to do: Be doubled over in pain, freeze my bits, and drip water everywhere while I work at my two, soon-to-be three jobs.

Feel free to abuse this thread now.

[Spiffor]

I say the mods should always find a witty comment (or an unwitty comment, even) when they close threads.

It's boring when the mod won't post anything as he closes down a thread. It feels so incomplete

[DRoseDARs]

My thread can be given purpose, or not. I've vented but I'm willing to continue the discussion. However, there's only so much to say about it...

[Spiffor]

What can I say? Your nuts suck

[DRoseDARs]

Yes, yes they do.

[joncha]

/me expresses sympathy for Togglechap's nuts

[DRoseDARs]

At this point, I'd rather people refer me to a good surgeon...

[DaShi]

I read every other word in that first post, and it doesn't make sense.

[Last Conformist]

If the docs won't give you painkillers, do drugs.

[SpencerH]

What infection?

[Lancer]

Salted cashews were always my preference.

[BlackCat]

I guess that this link is On Topic

http://www.rachelgetsfruity.com/flash.html

except for the bite sequence - that's a little

[St Leo]

Eeew, <blink></blink>. Eeew.

[DRoseDARs]

Originally posted by SpencerH
What infection?

I'll describe the way I did elsewhere:

Bacteria in the urine sometimes finds its way into a place it shouldn't be and has parties there. Basically, its where the sexual plumbing meets the waste plumbing in guys that the infection occurs. There's a pain in the vicinity of the bladder (duh), the "jewels" become super-sensitive (pain like you wouldn't believe if they get knocked), and there's also an associated lower back pain (my favorite symptom ). This infection is to a urologist what the Common Cold is to a regular doctor. Some guys never get it, some guys get it once or twice in their life, some have repeat occurances.

[BlackCat]

Ouch - not fun. I guess that you didn't find much rellief in my link (her suggestions may be the last you wan't to do) - though she (or rather the sponsors) has a valid point.

Hope the french docs are better