1. Why is it that theres a majority in the Galactic Senate to vote out Chancellor Valorem, but not to send relief to Naboo??
2. Speaking of which, Chancellor VALOREM is imposing TRADE TAXES. I mean, bad pun city, you know?
3. Doesnt Sen. Palpatine look uncannily like Sen. Joe Leiberman? Has this been noted?
4. The TF has a legal right to blockade planets over disputes? This is one helluva Republic, no?
5. So like Jedi knights dont carry even small change in alternate currencies with them, even when traveling near the outer rim? Like "be prepared" isnt part of the Jedi code, is it?
6. Pretty decent looking house for a slave quarters, huh?
7. So tatooine is a small poor outpost, but has huge stadium for pod races. what gives?
8. Do pod races HAVE to be this long? Or is that a way of punishing the slaves?
9. So the Gung gung have a massive, sparkling underwater city, and the surface folks still despise them for backwardness? Oh, its secret. So they like hide all their tech and civ, and they wonder why the Naboo think theyre backward?
10. So charming, sophisticated Sen Palapatine, when hes being Sidious, hangs out with Darth Maul. Like do they talk strategy over coffee??
11. why harvest moisture on a desert planet? Why not, you know, import it? If you cant, why settle the planet at all? Does like Tattoine produce anything it actually has a comparative advantage in? Other than long lost Jedi, that is? I mean Coruscant is a planet thats all city, so must import all food, and in massive amounts - so transport must be very efficient, no?
12 - so did like a spirit appear to Shmi and tell her what was going on when she became preggers? Or did she just shrug, and say, oh well, stuff like this just happens, even to good girls?
2. Speaking of which, Chancellor VALOREM is imposing TRADE TAXES. I mean, bad pun city, you know?
3. Doesnt Sen. Palpatine look uncannily like Sen. Joe Leiberman? Has this been noted?
4. The TF has a legal right to blockade planets over disputes? This is one helluva Republic, no?
5. So like Jedi knights dont carry even small change in alternate currencies with them, even when traveling near the outer rim? Like "be prepared" isnt part of the Jedi code, is it?
6. Pretty decent looking house for a slave quarters, huh?
7. So tatooine is a small poor outpost, but has huge stadium for pod races. what gives?
8. Do pod races HAVE to be this long? Or is that a way of punishing the slaves?
9. So the Gung gung have a massive, sparkling underwater city, and the surface folks still despise them for backwardness? Oh, its secret. So they like hide all their tech and civ, and they wonder why the Naboo think theyre backward?
10. So charming, sophisticated Sen Palapatine, when hes being Sidious, hangs out with Darth Maul. Like do they talk strategy over coffee??
11. why harvest moisture on a desert planet? Why not, you know, import it? If you cant, why settle the planet at all? Does like Tattoine produce anything it actually has a comparative advantage in? Other than long lost Jedi, that is? I mean Coruscant is a planet thats all city, so must import all food, and in massive amounts - so transport must be very efficient, no?
12 - so did like a spirit appear to Shmi and tell her what was going on when she became preggers? Or did she just shrug, and say, oh well, stuff like this just happens, even to good girls?
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