Explain to me what is a 'Chav'

[Az]

will probably sport a relatively short haircut, plus general attitude and behavior....

wait, you're asking this for the gay porn?

[Hueij]

Chavs, Neds, Townies,...

Aha!

[Az]

too obvious.

[Dinner]

Chickenly

Plastique _WRITES "Dewsbury. A happy little town with only few Chavs (because you can't get behind the McDonalds), where normal people hail. However, it has a village. A sick, twisted little brother if you will. The little town of Chickenly.

Chickenly was once a peaceful farming hamlet, where children played and fed the horses. However, the evil Kirklees Empire took control of this peaceful hamlet, and built a big council estate all over it. The farms were long forgotten, and Chickenly is now one big council estate.

There is no escape from it. Chickenly, now a village, is all council estate, and all of the farms now simply surround it, the beautiful views of the remaining farmland wasted on the freeloading estaters, as usual.

Chickenly is as bad as it gets. The minute you drive in, there are gangs of 5-year-olds, playing football in the middle of the road, pissing on the street and giving you dirty looks, each with over 20 siblings, and the customary 'gobby' council estate Chav Mum, too lazy to work, so claims off the council while she stays at home breeding.

There are the other usual things, wild rotweiler dogs freely roaming the streets. The dog problem is terrible. A Dewsbury newspaper once told a story of a cat literally ripped in two by two greyhounds.

Strangley enough, the Chavs don't go anywhere near the park. Instead, they terrorize the old people and bus stops. There are nothing but Chavs here. Walking the streets alone at night would guarantee you would get attacked.

There are syringes on every back alley, alcohol bottles all over the place. The local pubs are full of Chavs who are completely obviously nowhere near 18 years old.

You have the usual gangs of teenage Chavs, and their 5-year-old little minions, who spit at you and swear at you, and if you say the slightest thing back or even look at them, they tell their 'protectors' to 'deck you in'.

However, all this is nothing compared to the very bottom of the giant council estate. Right at the bottom are the dreaded TIN HOUSES! The cheapest of the cheap, where fat Chav mums sit out front in their bikinis, a *** in one hand, a alcohol bottle in the other, and the skinny little Chav husband, wearing an England top from donkey ages.

The Chavs who live in the tin houses are twice as bad as the ones who originate from the red bricks. They are, in some way, at war with each other. Scruffy, unkept young children running around pantsless in the streets. There is **** all over the place, not just of dog, but of human.

None of the people in Chickenly, except the senior citizens who simply get terrorized, would do anything for the country. They wouldn't put a penny towards it. Except, they sit on their fat arses crashing into each other and getting rich from whiplash claims, and benefit fraud.

In Chickenly, the Chavs aren't civilized whatsoever. It is like going back to Prehistoric Times in the Chav World. You'll see no fake Burberry or Fred Perry here, this is the real deal. Caps off, skinheads showing, usually topless (both Chavs and Chavettes), ****-ging in peoples' gardens. Any Chavs from the outside world coming to Chickenly would be considered snobbish bastards, who can afford fake gold and Vauxhall Novas, and even the 'proper baaaad spoiler on't back'.

Driving into Chickenly will get you funny looks from every direction. If you are Asian, do not go into Chickenly, you'll get eaten. Don't touch the slide in the park, it will be covered in Chav cu-m. In fact, don't go near Chickenly. Drop a bomb on it, and hope that all the Chavs are executed."

[Last Conformist]

Originally posted by Az
will probably sport a relatively short haircut, plus general attitude and behavior....

wait, you're asking this for the gay porn?

Purely out of scientific interest.

[Dinner]

I'm not sure why the UK builds council estates which end up just being big centers of crime and violence. Instead the more modern approach in the rest of the world is to require each development to set aside one or two apartments for low income housing and then have the government provide some sort of direct payment assistance to the owner. The benifit is one neighborhood doesn't get turned into a war zone by a massive influx of scum and instead the bad apples are spread out all over the place so they never reach the critical density to ruin a city.

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Last Conformist
Purely out of scientific interest.

I'll ask the same for SCIENCE!

[Starchild]

Originally posted by Last Conformist
How do you identify a Chav without the clothes?

Lanky builds, dodgy tattoos, and keeping their bling/trainer socks/burberry caps on during sex.

[Hueij]

You too Spiff? What's the world coming too...

[C0ckney]

Originally posted by Dauphin


Chavs are not an ethnicity, they aren't even a class in the classic sense of wealth. A lot of their gear is very expensive, a lot of it is poor quality rip off-tat. They are heavily into branding, and Burberry to name one is not cheap.

fake burberry on the other hand is very reasonably priced

boshko's claims are rubbish btw az.

i don't really know why people are getting so excited about 'chavs'. rude, mouthy kids who cause a bit of trouble are hardly a new phenomenon.

[Starchild]

Originally posted by Oerdin
I'm not sure why the UK builds council estates which end up just being big centers of crime and violence. Instead the more modern approach in the rest of the world is to require each development to set aside one or two apartments for low income housing and then have the government provide some sort of direct payment assistance to the owner. The benifit is one neighborhood doesn't get turned into a war zone by a massive influx of scum and instead the bad apples are spread out all over the place so they never reach the critical density to ruin a city.

Short sighted planning and an almost Victorian indifference from the middle/upper classes to the difficulties faced by anyone else.

I know a lot of the new developments around here mix incomes like you suggest and I've actually heard people muttering about why they should risk having their property investments being dragged down....

*sigh*

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Hueij
You too Spiff? What's the world coming too...

I'm the evil clone of an evil scientist. Of course I'm always curious. For SCIENCE!

[KrazyHorse]

Explain to me what is a 'Chav'

http://apolyton.net/forums/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=3927

[Spiffor]

That#s the most convincing anti-Chav argument I've ever read I hate their guts already

[St Leo]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
troublecausing

Cool word.