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  • The 90s died - again - this past week

    1.) Michael Jackson, a man who hasn't had a hit in many years, was aquitted on all counts. Unfortunately for him, it surely marks the end of his career. Of course, his career REALLY ended in 1993 when he was first charged with molesting a child.

    2.) Mike Tyson, former Champion of the World, gave up in the 6th round to Irishman Kevin McBride (from Dorchester, MA what what), in possibly the final time he steps into a boxing ring. Of course, his career REALLY ended in 1990 when he lost to Buster Douglas, and later was imprisoned.

    3.) The Spice Girls, who were to reform at Live 8, were cancelled from appearing on the show because they weren't the type of music organizers were looking for. Of course, they REALLY ended in 1998 when they broke up after their one-hit, crappy movie days were gone.

    4.) Madonna, the First Lady of Pop, apologized for "over-sexing" her image and performances, including her infamous early 90s tour solidified in music history with her cone-shaped corset and fishnet stockings. Of course, her career REALLY ended with Ray of Light in 1998 (although some would say Evita was the last time anyone really cared.)

    5.) Extreme Championship Wrestling, the company that was an upstart in 1993 and forced the then-World Wrestling Federation to change its format in the mid-90s to WWF Attitude (which in turn created the biggest wrestling boom in pop culture since Hulkamania) had two reunion shows (one a PPV sponsered by now-World Wrestling Entertainment). Of course, ECW REALLY died a few years ago after WWE and WCW talent raids during the late 90's until the death of the company.

    6.) Tom Cruise, the golden boy of the 90's, appeared on Leno to try to make himself seem more normal after his outbursts on Oprah, etc. Of course, he hasn't REALLY been normal since he devoted his life to Scientology in the 90's.

    The 80's will live forever. Unfortunately for the 90's, they'll only live until GTA: San Andreas gives way to the next generation GTA. As a child of the 90s (I remember very little before the First Gulf War) I have to say I'm quite sad. Its tough getting older when you realize those you grew up with are no longer at the top (or even close) of their game.
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    Behold, the wise laments of the dancing cow.

    Let it be recorded for posterity.
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    • #3
      I was going to correct you on Mike Tyson, but it seems you mentioned his career did end in 1990.

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      • #4
        Man I don't know who has gotten crazier, Tom Cruise or Oprah's crazy azz audience, who seems to scream at ANYTHING!

        Oprah: "I'm holding a..... PENCIL!!!!"

        Audience: "WHOAHHHHHHHHHHHAHHALEHLAHLE!!!"

        Oprah: "And it's.........YELLOW!!!"

        Audience: "WHOAIHOEORNEOPHWOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!"

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Ted Striker
          Man I don't know who has gotten crazier, Tom Cruise or Oprah's crazy azz audience, who seems to scream at ANYTHING!

          Oprah: "I'm holding a..... PENCIL!!!!"

          Audience: "WHOAHHHHHHHHHHHAHHALEHLAHLE!!!"

          Oprah: "And it's.........YELLOW!!!"

          Audience: "WHOAIHOEORNEOPHWOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!"

          http://gorillamask.net/cruiseoprah.shtml
          argh, what's wrong with these women? You don't see guys acting like this? (well maybe at strip clubs. )

          can't blame him for being happy. He's banging a really hot chick in her 20's.

          He does look like he's on drugs. But scientologists aren't supposed to take drugs.

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          • #6
            I can't really remeber the 70's and all I have are some crappy pictures of a toddler version of me in some corduroy bellbottoms. The 80's I remember well & fondly but it is the 90's that were my favorite. That's when I was in high school, went on my first real date, learned to drive, had my first girlfriend, went to college, moved out on my own, etc...
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            • #7
              I was in the Navy in the 90's. It was all a blur. I was drunk a lot of the time. That didn't help. Some music takes me back. But all I really remember is the music.

              In fact that's all I remember of the 70's. I remember hearing Rod Stewart's Passion on the radio. I think that was 1979 or so. I do remember watching star trek on the television. and then crossing a busy street trying to find my mother when I was only 5 years old.

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              • #8
                I can't prove it, but everyone in Hollywood seems to think that Tom Cruise is gay.

                There's alot of money invested in him as a leading man, so it's not really up to him or not whether he comes out. If he comes out, there are alot of people who will lose alot of money, because Red America is not ready for a gay leading man.

                So, the rumor is that Cruise just finds a new woman every once in a while, to have a "relationship" with, as a business decision. She gets the publicity that comes with being associated with Tom Cruise, and he gets the credibility of being with a woman.

                I mean, you really think Bob down the street is gonna rent Top Gun if he thinks Maverick is bumping Goose???

                Speaking about his love for the fairer sex, Cruise told the current Reader's Digest that women "smell good. They look pretty. I love women. I do."
                We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Ted Striker
                  Man I don't know who has gotten crazier, Tom Cruise or Oprah's crazy azz audience, who seems to scream at ANYTHING!

                  Oprah: "I'm holding a..... PENCIL!!!!"

                  Audience: "WHOAHHHHHHHHHHHAHHALEHLAHLE!!!"

                  Oprah: "And it's.........YELLOW!!!"

                  Audience: "WHOAIHOEORNEOPHWOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!"

                  http://gorillamask.net/cruiseoprah.shtml
                  "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                  ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                  "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                  • #10
                    The guy doesn't strick me as even a little bit gay. He is very concerned with his appearance which leads some people to think he's gay but straight mean are allowed to worry about fashion and their health.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Ted Striker
                      I can't prove it, but everyone in Hollywood seems to think that Tom Cruise is gay.

                      There's alot of money invested in him as a leading man, so it's not really up to him or not whether he comes out. If he comes out, there are alot of people who will lose alot of money, because Red America is not ready for a gay leading man.

                      So, the rumor is that Cruise just finds a new woman every once in a while, to have a "relationship" with, as a business decision. She gets the publicity that comes with being associated with Tom Cruise, and he gets the credibility of being with a woman.

                      I mean, you really think Bob down the street is gonna rent Top Gun if he thinks Maverick is bumping Goose???



                      http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...isitloveorhype
                      top gun is gay. It was supposed to have taken place on my ship- the Enterprise. But it was filmed on another carrier entirely.

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                      • #12
                        Alot of the places in that movie are gone now. The Navel Training Center in Point Loma got shut down after the first Gulf War, the airport bar at Limburgh got replaced when they remodeled San Diego International Airport a few years back when the super bowl was here, and nearly all of those old beach front 1930's cottages the chick lived in are gone now replaced by multistory condos. Hell, Top Gun has been moved some where else since Miramar got handed over to the Marine Corp.

                        They still have that dive bar where goose played the piano; it's located across the street from Seaport Village and the old Fish Market and it still has a giant sign saying "As seen in the hit movie Top Gun". 20 years later its still the best thing to happen to that dive bar.

                        I grew up just down the street from Miramar and my house is in Mira Mesa so I'm not that far away even now. As a kid we used to go on field trips to see the top gun facilities or to look at the A-10 Worthogs which were also stationed there. It was a nice little perk for a group of elementry school kids plus there was the yearly air show.
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                        • #13
                          the cruise video was amazing
                          this one too http://gorillamask.net/cookkimmel.shtml
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                          • #14
                            4.) Madonna, the First Lady of Pop, apologized for "over-sexing" her image and performances, including her infamous early 90s tour solidified in music history with her cone-shaped corset and fishnet stockings.

                            Traitor!
                            Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

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                            • #15
                              she just doesn't want her kids calling her a slut when they become teenagers.

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