Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

OMFG! England 179/8. Australia 79 all out

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • #91
    Hilarious.

    What does she hope to do, other than to persuade every man in England that she's an easy hoor?

    Woman claims Warne badgered her into sex
    21:59 AEST Sun Jun 19 2005
    An English woman has accused Australian Test star Shane Warne of badgering her to have sex after a night out in London in April.

    Laura Sayers, 25, has told London's tabloid Sunday Mirror that she did not know who Warne - a married father of three - was when she met him and was disappointed in his brief performance in bed.

    It was the latest sex scandal to surround Warne after his text message scandal with British nurse Donna Wright in 2000 and later accusations he had an affair with stripper Angela Gallagher.

    Sayers said she met Warne through one of her friends who was dating Warne's Hampshire teammate Kevin Pietersen, and the four went out to a nightclub and then Pietersen's flat.

    "The first thing (Warne) said was 'How about a foursome?'," Sayers said, adding that she was offended by the comment and told him off.

    The group returned to Pietersen's flat, where Sayers said the cricketer again asked her to have sex.


    "I told him I didn't want to, but he was very persistent," Sayers said.

    She said that at one point Warne went into a bedroom and called out for her to join him.

    "I walked into the bedroom and told him I wasn't interested in having sex with him.

    "He took off all his clothes and I asked him if he had a condom - I guessed he didn't so I thought that would be the end of it."

    But she said Warne left the room and returned with a condom at which point " ... I just gave in".

    Sayers said she had wanted to keep their encounter private.

    "It was supposed to be a private thing, but Shane told some of his cricketing friends and suddenly I had all these people calling me about it," she said.

    "They wanted to know who I'd told and where I live - they told me if his wife found out it would ruin his life."

    The newspaper said Warne's wife Simone and their three children joined Warne in Southampton last week.

    Warne's brother and manager Jason Warne said he was trying to contact the spinner about the allegations and would not comment until they had spoken.

    He was also seeking a full copy of the article.
    Only feebs vote.

    Comment


    • #92
      Exactly. I don't know why any woman would admit to having sex with our Shane. Pee-ew!

      Aside from his long suffering wife Simone.
      Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

      Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

      Comment


      • #93
        Shane Warne in a sex scandal - normal

        Australia being serially pwned by England and Bangladesh -

        Comment


        • #94
          A Maori winning the US open is bigger news.
          Only feebs vote.

          Comment


          • #95
            Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
            Exactly. I don't know why any woman would admit to having sex with our Shane. Pee-ew!

            Aside from his long suffering wife Simone.
            \

            It's like Amadeus where God gives the most sublime talent to a vulgar oaf.

            Hey, at least its not like New Zealand, where the scandals get covered up. A while back NZ played reallly badly on a tour and the low team spirit was confidentially ascribed to the fact that "the captain was buggering the wicket keeper". Yet Martin Crowe still won't admit he's gay.
            Only feebs vote.

            Comment


            • #96
              You're kidding
              Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

              Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

              Comment


              • #97
                No. I found that out from a reliable source too.

                Crowe has been dealing with the gay rumours for years and has invented all sorts of **** and bull excuses.

                During the S African tour (IIRC) he and Parore were an item.
                Only feebs vote.

                Comment


                • #98
                  thats sick
                  Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                  Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

                  Comment


                  • #99
                    And you wonder why our team sucks. It used to be full of good honest men who cared about the results and cared about team spirit. Now it's a bunch of whiny prima donnas.
                    Only feebs vote.

                    Comment


                    • If two cricket players want to fall in love... who are we to judge them?

                      But Shane Warne commits adultery in front of the whole world... that's sick. I feel for his wife, very much.

                      Comment


                      • Originally posted by Dracon II
                        If two cricket players want to fall in love... who are we to judge them?
                        Crowe was married at the time, and I don't think that carrying on like that was good for team morale.

                        Soldiers aren't allowed to have sex with each other while at war, and there's so much more at stake in international cricket.
                        Only feebs vote.

                        Comment


                        • yeah you wouldn't want to drop the soap in the NZ sheds
                          Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                          Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

                          Comment


                          • What an enjoyable weekends cricket.

                            It's a shame that in the long run it won't mean much - surely the Aussies will get their heads in gear for the tests?
                            It is better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

                            Comment


                            • Somehow I thought you might think so.

                              I'm sure the 'she'll be right' attitude got them into gear against Somerset after the 20/20. Then against Bangladesh. Then against England.

                              They've had flutters before, losing a game or two that they shouldn't have.
                              They've never lost to Bangladesh before though. Somerset either I'd guess.

                              You have to think it won't continue - all the while fervently hoping that it does.

                              Comment


                              • Originally posted by Agathon


                                Crowe was married at the time, and I don't think that carrying on like that was good for team morale.

                                Soldiers aren't allowed to have sex with each other while at war, and there's so much more at stake in international cricket.
                                Yeah, more is at stake in Cricket than in war

                                Well... Crowe snubbing his wife for a gay relationship with the wicket keeper seems a bit scandalous.

                                Wasn't there an elite unit of Hoplites from Thebes who were all homosexual lovers? Perhaps gays in the army isn't bad after all. You're more willing to lay down your life for your fellow comrades.

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X