the office foodchain

[DeathByTheSword]

i have a big ass office not worthy of my job, a way to small paycheck...but free beer on friday.......so i dont mind....and all the girls that work here that i like do exactly the same thing as me...earning money to pay the bills until college begins again...

but my problem is always that when i work somewhere i want to everything because i usually find out that other people do it ****ty...so that is way i was promoted to fast...

[curtsibling]

If you are on the promotion ladder, you may as well keep climbing, dude!

When you have power, you can instill fear - And order any hot office gals to obey your whims!

PS
Start saving for that power suit!

[DeathByTheSword]

PS
Start saving for that power suit!

the first day of work i came in a suit...i quickly found out that it is a very causal place and now go to works without shaving some times for a week and never in a suit anymore...causal workplaces rule

[curtsibling]

I used to wear my suit regardless, I only have Heavy Metal T-Shirts or my formal attire.



I once demanded the name of a rentacop in the office foyer, because he demanded my
ID, after I had walked by him every day for almost a year! The guy kacked it, my suit
must have made him think I was someone with authority...


He blabbered many apologies - What a goon!

[rah]

Originally posted by DeathByTheSword
tnx for all the ideas...well next monday (i hate meeting ons monday) i have a meeting where i have to represent my finding of quality in certain area's per department...and his is again the worse...i am thinking about putting in a sly comment about this...or just make graphs with best departments on top and the worse on the bottom and make the letters of the departments names really big...or i just might do nothing

The graph is a good idea. But no sly comments, no big department labels. Facts are facts. Let people see the facts but now how you feel about them, unless it's your job to pass judgement. Not all management is incompetant, the do see facts.

[Alexander's Horse]

no no no, just forget him do a good job and you'll move up the food chain further

[JohnT]

Originally posted by rah
Document Document Document any quality issues. Just state facts without any personal observations. Make them as routine as possible. The larger a crap pile gets, the harder it is to ignore the smell.

Dammit, Rah got to say it first.

[DeathByTheSword]

well i just got informed that i also have to put in recomendations about the general workings of 3 departments and report that to the big bobos upstairs...(1 of the 3 is the one the idiot is running) i am going to state the facts...but the problem is that i also have to make recommendations...and i dont want to get anyone fired...(i have no idea if my recommendations can have that effect but still)

[Japher]

two words: Fight Club

[rah]

Originally posted by DeathByTheSword
well i just got informed that i also have to put in recomendations about the general workings of 3 departments and report that to the big bobos upstairs...(1 of the 3 is the one the idiot is running) i am going to state the facts...but the problem is that i also have to make recommendations...and i dont want to get anyone fired...(i have no idea if my recommendations can have that effect but still)

Identify improvement areas. (the facts should make them obvious) Once identified, possible solutions should be evident. Usually adding a new quality verification step in a process never hurts as long as it's not so elaborate that it costs way too much or adds too much time to the process cycle. The cost must be justified in terms of cost savings due to better quality.

People probably won't be fired, but their careers may not be helped.

[Japher]

use words like "streamline" and "robustness" and "synergy"...

[chequita guevara]

DBtS, you are being tested to see if you are management worthy. You need to go for it.

[JohnT]

Che, these past two weeks you have been a poor excuse for a Communist.

Urging somebody to leave the "working class" to join the "managing classes"?

[Urban Ranger]

rah

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by JohnT
Che, these past two weeks you have been a poor excuse for a Communist.

Maybe I'm getting more conservative in my old age.