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  • #16
    Rob the place and ride to Rio Grande in sunset..
    In da butt.
    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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    • #17
      I suggest applying for manager of the casino.
      sounds like to much responsibility...
      Monkey!!!

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      • #18
        "Drinks girl?? Sure, you can have her." :barf: I am well and truly married besides.

        Mgr? They wanted me to but wouldn't give me the million $ and 365 days off a year I stipulated.
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        • #19
          Originally posted by Lancer
          "Drinks girl?? Sure, you can have her." :barf: I am well and truly married besides.
          You misunderstand me. That was my imitation of you offering up the drinks girl to the robbers so they wouldn't shoot your sorry arse.

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          • #20
            Great strategy.
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            • #21
              One of the security dudes told me I should be familiar with microsoft word. I have to go to work soon but if anyone has any tips I'd appreciate it.
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              • #22
                ctrl-alt-delete works for most problems

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                • #23
                  call it MSWord and tell 'em how much you hate that stupid little paperclip.
                  Monkey!!!

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                  • #24
                    Word is essentially like all other word-processing programs out there. Little icon thingies up at the top.

                    One cool feature is that if your write a letter, you can go to "Tools" drop-menu then to "Envelopes" and the program will copy the address off your letter and put into into the right place on an envelope.

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                    • #25
                      Shift+F7 is the thesaurus
                      Alt + 0157 = 
                      Alt + 0153 = ™
                      Monkey!!!

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                      • #26
                        it's something you will learn if you use computers (like you do posting here). You will have no problems. Only thing you have to learn is where you can find all the things you want to use (like font) etc. That's it.

                        It's just word processing.
                        In da butt.
                        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                        THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                        "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Lancer
                          I just wish security was armed. That's the downside. A guy comes into the casino with a gun and I'll be standing there holding my dong.
                          No guns are good. You're a civilian, not a cop.

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                          • #28
                            guns i have guns and im not a cop(only rifles tho)
                            if you want to stop terrorism; stop participating in it

                            ''Oh,Commissar,if we could put the potatoes in one pile,they would reach the foot of God''.But,replied the commissar,''This is the Soviet Union.There is no God''.''Thats all right'' said the worker,''There are no potatoes''

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                            • #29
                              We Americans tend to forget that, in the civilized world, civilians don't carry guns.

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                              • #30
                                Man, when I read the thread title I expected Lancer to go back to the Korean DMZ or the East-German border to single-handedly keep the Kommies out.

                                Casino...
                                Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
                                And notifying the next of kin
                                Once again...

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