I'm going to apply for a security job.

[Lancer]

At the casino. It would be more than $3 an hour more than I'm now getting and it would be safer. Now I have to take the casino shuttle all over the place, late at night, pick people up at dive bars... I'm by myself and sooner or later one of the drivers are going to get involved in a fight. Drunks are pretty roudy in the bus sometimes. Mostly just blowing off steam but sooner or later one is going to turn nasty. If I'm going to get involved in something it would be better to be getting more than minimum wage for my trouble, as well as having a half a dozen other guys available to help out, as would be the case in the casino.

Discuss.

[Dinner]

Sounds like a smart move.

[Lancer]

I just wish security was armed. That's the downside. A guy comes into the casino with a gun and I'll be standing there holding my dong.

[ColdWizard]

That's not a large and hefty weapon then?

[Lancer]

Sure it is. However these days it's only single shot.

[Dinner]

Duh!

[Atahualpa]

Carrying guns around is so 19th century.

Anyway, good luck with your application

[Lancer]

Funny story last night. A pit boss is explaining blackjack to a new dealer. I'm standing there listening and adding occasional wise ass remarks. So the pit boss is in a good mood and he tells the dealer, "if a customer has a 20 and splits he's an idiot. You never split a twenty. If you had a 20 inch dick would you cut it in half?" And he's got a big grin, you know. So I chime in, "If I had a 20 inch dick I ALREADY cut it in half". Funny how we wouldn't tell the drinks girls what we were laughing about.

[Gibsie]

I was offered some security work... £200 for a night's work. But not strictly legal.

[Japher]

Lancer as security at casino?

What was the name of that casino again?

Just in case I ever need some extra cash

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Lancer
I just wish security was armed. That's the downside. A guy comes into the casino with a gun and I'll be standing there holding my dong.

If you're not armed, then your job during a robbery is clear--give them everything they want. Drinks girl?? Sure, you can have her. Bye.

Geez, at least they could give you a taser or some pepper spray. They really come in handy when you're asking for a raise.

[Japher]

I think they don't want the security to intimidate the blue hairs

[chequita guevara]

I don't think they want white people on the Rez with guns. They haven't had good luck with that.

[Pekka]

There's a difference in those jobs IMO, as driver, you just say screw it I'm a driver, but in security, you have to go when trouble is there. But then again if the casino is kind of .. peaceful, then it shouldn't be a problem in general I'd suppose.

[Dis]

boring

I suggest applying for manager of the casino.