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  • Reoccuring Apolyton Poll: How often do you bathe?

    This poll is multiple choice so listen to me carefully

    Step number one

    Set A is for the question, "How do you most often bathe?"
    In the set of options marked A you have these choices:

    A. Shower
    A. Bath
    A. in the stream rubbing my banana

    Set B is for the question, "How often do you bathe?"
    In the set of options marked B you have these choices:

    B. more than once a day
    B. every day
    B. every two days
    B. every four days
    B. every week
    B. I am a nasty banana

    Set C poses an important question. Only check the option in C if it applies to you

    C. My culture / geographic area / other circumstances prevent me from showering often

    Thanks for voting!

    EDIT: Oh well. Just ignore set A and C and post the answer out. We won't make fun of you if, say, Ming is a nasty banana or UR goes down to the stream to wash up.
    43
    A. Shower
    13.95%
    6
    A. Bath
    2.33%
    1
    A. In the stream with my banana
    0.00%
    0
    B. more than once a day
    13.95%
    6
    B. everyday
    34.88%
    15
    B. every two days
    11.63%
    5
    B. every four days
    6.98%
    3
    B. once a week
    4.65%
    2
    B. I am a nasty banana
    6.98%
    3
    C. My culture (or other circumstances) prevent me from cleaning often
    4.65%
    2
    meet the new boss, same as the old boss

  • #2
    Bathe?
    One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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    • #3
      1 vote for 'daily' and 1 for 'nasty banana'.

      Hmm, Dauphin, I voted 'daily'...
      Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
      Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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      • #4
        Don't worry, I'm only impersonating a Frenchman for the purposes of this poll.
        One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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        • #5
          I only bathe in blood!
          Blah

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          • #6
            Any blood? Or just the blood of virgins?
            One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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            • #7
              Shower, everday. Don't have a bath.. would like to have one though, but can't (space restrictions).
              In da butt.
              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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              • #8
                Blood of virgins is certainly prefered, but they are hard to find these days.....
                Blah

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                • #9
                  a shower everday...except this last 2 weeks...because in my dorm the hot water isnt working right now and the pump they ordered wont be here until next week...
                  Bunnies!
                  Welcome to the DBTSverse!
                  God, Allah, boedha, siva, the stars, tealeaves and the palm of you hand. If you are so desperately looking for something to believe in GO FIND A MIRROR
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                  • #10
                    I usually shower (with water mind you) every day.
                    Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                    It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                    The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                    • #11
                      Shower everyday, sometimes twice.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by BeBro
                        Blood of virgins is certainly prefered, but they are hard to find these days.....
                        You'd be surprised!!!
                        Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                        Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                        • #13
                          did you just link to poly main site?
                          Bunnies!
                          Welcome to the DBTSverse!
                          God, Allah, boedha, siva, the stars, tealeaves and the palm of you hand. If you are so desperately looking for something to believe in GO FIND A MIRROR
                          'Space05us is just a stupid nice guy' - Space05us

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by DeathByTheSword
                            did you just link to poly main site?
                            SHHHHHH!

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                            • #15
                              just wanted to ask because if that was accidental it would be even funnier
                              Bunnies!
                              Welcome to the DBTSverse!
                              God, Allah, boedha, siva, the stars, tealeaves and the palm of you hand. If you are so desperately looking for something to believe in GO FIND A MIRROR
                              'Space05us is just a stupid nice guy' - Space05us

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