Dolores has been on the phone for at least 4 hours, still going strong.

[Lancer]

How the hell do they manage that? Luckily it's in Visayan so I don't understand a word of it. She's talking to a girl in Florida who is a childhood friend.

[Bereta_Eder]

don't you know your wife's language Lancer?

[Japher]

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dis]

I don't want to see your phone bill.

my throat would dry up with that much talking.

[Japher]

don't you know your wife's language Lancer?

She's lucky. Sometimes I wish I didn't know Lancer's

[Bereta_Eder]

[Lancer]

"don't you know your wife's language Lancer?"

No, of course not. I'm American.

"I don't want to see your phone bill. "

She needs a good yack once in a while, and I could use a new comp when Civ 4 comes out.

"$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

BIG MONEY!

[Lancer]

She's lucky. Sometimes I wish I didn't know Lancer's

[Japher]

Big Money - Garth Brooks

My older brother Tommy was a lineman rest his soul
His job was hanging hot wires on them high-line power poles
Every morning bright and early he'd climb way up in the sky
And I never understood it so one day I asked him why

Chorus:
He said it pays big money and man I'm into that
It pays big money if you're willing to take a chance
Let me tell you something sonny, you ought to see my bank account
It pays big money but he sure can't spend it now

Well, my late Uncle Charlie was this demolition hound
He'd travel across the country blowing buildings to the ground
He carried a case of dynamite seemed everywhere he went
He smoked them big long cigars and he'd wink at you and grin

Repeat First Chorus

Well now the moral of this story boys, is don't go getting yourself killed
Be kind to your rich relatives they just might put you in their will

Chorus:
That pays big money and we're all into that
It pays big money and big money's where it's at
Let me tell you something sonny, you ought to see my bank account
It pays big money and we're rolling in it now

Chorus:
It pays big money having foolish kin
It pays big money guess I owe it all to them
Let me show you something sonny, take a look at this bank account
It pays big money; let's all spend some of it now

[Lancer]

Monkey!

[Lancer]

She's up walking around now but still yacking. Giggleing too. My name hasn't come up during the giggleing, which is different.

[Japher]

When my wife gets on the phone she becomes removed from the rest of the world. I swear, I bet the house could burn down and she wouldn't even hang up or do anything.

[Lancer]

My house wouldn't dare burn down while Dolores is yacking.

[Japher]

I once pulled a Jon Miller when she was on the phone.

I was making my favorite drink, a Vodka and Kool-aid, and we keep the alcohol on the fridge. So, I poured the kool-aid, but that in the fridge, and then poured the Vodka. I went to put the vodka back in the Freezer, and when I did the gerinadine that was sitting on top of the fridge feel and shatter in front of the fridge.

Curses!

I go to clean it up and I notice that some of that stick crap had oozed under the fridge. So I go to pull out the fridge to get to it and I tear the water line for ice maker. Water starts spewing everywhere mixing in with red stuff... It was a mess.

The whole time wifey was sitting in the kitchen watching this disaster.

Thanks

[Lancer]

You can recycle a fridge, I hear it's painful for them.

Dolores is done with her call and it's still daylight! I wonder what went wrong?