Stressssssss

[Lancer]

I have stress in my work now. A million cars to park another million to retrieve, people waiting, already pissed because they dropped too much $ in the casino and are looking for someone to dump their stress on.

That would be me.

blah

[DRoseDARs]

But what does this have to do with Communism?

[Lancer]

If it was communism those people wouldn't have had any money to lose in the first place so I wouldn't have all this stress or in fact have to work at all blah

[DRoseDARs]

Ok, but what did you get on your SATs, a clear and unquestionable measure of White Man's superiority over the dirty peoples of the world?

[Lancer]

Stress is the brain driller. Back before the industrial revolution, people only had stress before the tiger ate them. Otherwise they just wanderered around picking berries and screwing.

[Lancer]

I never had an SAT that I can recall.

[DRoseDARs]

You're one of the dirty people, aren't you?

[Lancer]

Is there anyone else out there I can talk to?

[DRoseDARs]

Originally posted by Lancer
Is there anyone else out there I can talk to?

http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/happytogether.htm

[DRoseDARs]

The stressssssss of the past few hours here in the OT has given everyone headaches and they seem to have all gone to bed.

[Lancer]

Dolores is now singing 'So happy together'.

[DRoseDARs]

See, you're not alone silly.

[Lancer]

I have a bottle of red with one glass left in it. I think I'll have a drink.

[DRoseDARs]

But you're right. 'Tis quiet...

...too quiet.

[Theben]

Do I have to talk to you?