I'll be in Vegas in late June to present a paper at a conference or something like that. If any of y'all are in the area then I'll tip the waitress on your behest so that she'll bring you a whole buncha booze. Or I'll just buy you a drink, if the waitress stears clear of the nickel slots.
Note for the broke-ass academic types -- Vegas in late June is cheap, due to the imminent threat of death by heat stroke if you venture outside of whatever air-conditioned hotel you're staying in. Or at least, I'm assuming that's the reason that my Vegas per diem is $20 less for the summer months than for the rest of the year. Plus, you might be able to get a part-time job of handing out porn trading cards while you're in town.
Edit: I oughta sneak in a quick "Jump up your butt" and/or "Poop in your mouth" or whatever have you before this thread gets deleted for being too off-topic and/or not off-topic enough for an off-topic forum.
Note for the broke-ass academic types -- Vegas in late June is cheap, due to the imminent threat of death by heat stroke if you venture outside of whatever air-conditioned hotel you're staying in. Or at least, I'm assuming that's the reason that my Vegas per diem is $20 less for the summer months than for the rest of the year. Plus, you might be able to get a part-time job of handing out porn trading cards while you're in town.
Edit: I oughta sneak in a quick "Jump up your butt" and/or "Poop in your mouth" or whatever have you before this thread gets deleted for being too off-topic and/or not off-topic enough for an off-topic forum.
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