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This is possible indeed. But think of the speed at which the midgets are shred by the lions! 
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But Spiffor, there are not lions, only a lion.
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42 unarmed midgets are still going to defeat a lion.Originally posted by Spiffor
The midgets are to be unarmed, that's the trick
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No way!
I seen 1 lion knock down 3 hyenas with one swipe of his paw. One of them broke his neck.
Those midgets would get own3dWe the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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10 midgets grabs each limb, and the other two squeezes its nads real hard.(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
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The Midget's best bet would be to send 10 of their own on a suicide mission to die. The Lion eats them, strips their corpses of flesh, and falls asleep. The remaining 32 Midgets take the bones(carefully!) and attempt to fashion weapons with them.Originally posted by Gamecube64
I think 42 midgets could beat a lion. Well, it probably depends on what they are armed with, but I bet if they all had a gladius it would be an easy win.Comment
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If they had weapons the lion wouldn't have a chance. They just need to move in from all directions at the same time with a slow steady pace, keeping their weapons between the lion and themselves at all times.(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
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Originally posted by Urban Ranger
10 midgets grabs each limb, and the other two squeezes its nads real hard.
We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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In New York City in the 19th century they used to have crazy animal fights.
10 Pit Bulls versus a bear
100 rats versus a Pit Bull
Rats got ow3d.
But the pit bulls got pwn3d by the bear
I think the lion would own the bearWe the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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yeah unbelievable story, but then again in Cambodia, one had to think 'this might be actually true'. Crazy things happens in there anyway... the land of for G's (as the travelling show taught me): Guns, Girls, Ganja and Gambling. Anything can happen, if you have the money for it.In da butt.
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The same story that I read last we was in Zimbabwe, IIRC.
Not Cambodia.
ACK!
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I think it ought to be a midget lion if we're to speculate on how many midgets it would take.
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Too bad none of the midgets were Christians. They did well in some cases against lions in Roman times.
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I think the midgets would win, but it would be close. It all depends on how many midgets are lost in the initial attacks. But even if half of the midgets are mauled, 21 midgets could still take the lion down. 15 midgets hold the lion down while the remaining 6 strangle it.I love being beaten by women - LorizaelComment
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