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  • How many midgets does it take to kill a lion???

    Apparantly more than 42. I know this is horrible but



    Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

    An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets
    Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion
    Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

    The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

    Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

    This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

    An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

    The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

    The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

    Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

    Unfortunately, he was wrong.
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  • #2
    Jesus.

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    • #3
      Cambodian Midget Fighting League

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      • #4
        Is this for real?
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        • #5
          Its got to be fake, the website is trying to emulate BBC.

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          • #6


            heres the story.

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            • #7
              It is fake.

              xpost.

              Anyone who'd believe that, though...
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              • #8
                They call Lion the king of the beasts for a reason.

                WTF were they thinking????
                We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                • #9
                  Well, it was in Cambodia. Strange things happen in far away places...
                  I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Dr Zoidberg
                    Well, it was in Cambodia. Strange things happen in far away places...
                    What? A link to a BBC news site that doesn't contain the words 'BBC' or 'news'?

                    Still funny though

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                    • #11
                      I was lazy, I didn´t click the link...
                      I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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                      • #12
                        Great story, pity it's a fake.

                        Never ceases to amaze me, the things people come up with and debate endlessly...
                        Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                        Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                        • #13
                          I think 42 midgets could beat a lion. Well, it probably depends on what they are armed with, but I bet if they all had a gladius it would be an easy win.
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                          • #14
                            The midgets are to be unarmed, that's the trick
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                            • #15
                              Hmmm.... they could try to send one out as bait and then jump it. If there is one thing I learned from Pikmin, it is that swarms of little guys can take down really big things if you are positioned correctly.
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