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  • #16
    Originally posted by Kidicious
    You can't cook rice? Even I can cook rice.
    Tomorrow night I'm cooking Moroccan influenced chicken with dates and honey served alongside quinoa (in the place of cous cous) and lightly toasted flatbread with garlic and herbs. This rice was a one off mistake in a rushed meal.
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    • #17
      Originally posted by Sandman
      I wouldn't add salt whilst cooking it, personally.
      Adding salt and a bit of butter makes the rice much fluffier.
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      • #18
        Originally posted by Starchild


        Tomorrow night I'm cooking Moroccan influenced chicken with dates and honey served alongside quinoa (in the place of cous cous) and lightly toasted flatbread with garlic and herbs. This rice was a one off mistake in a rushed meal.
        How did they influence it? Distributed propaganda leaflets?
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        • #19
          Originally posted by Provost Harrison


          How did they influence it? Distributed propaganda leaflets?
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          • #20
            Originally posted by Winston
            You take 1 measure of rice, 1.5 measures of cold water and a little salt. Put in a pot and place the lid on.

            Wait for it to boil. When it does, lower the heat enough so that it just keeps boiling.

            Boil for 12 minutes, then turn off the stove. Leave the rice to steam under lid for another 12 minutes.

            Serve.
            Measurements , but only 10 minutes for boiling and resting.
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            • #21
              Throw it in cold water, put the heat under it, add any herbs if you want to(safran to colour it yellow, paprika to colour it red, etc..). The moment the water boils, your rice is ready.(give or take)
              Don't rinse or you'll any flavour (and colouring) in the rice.
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              • #22
                I would add that adding salt keeps the rice from sticking too much together. I would also say add olive oil.
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by DerSchwarzfalke
                  I would add that adding salt keeps the rice from sticking too much together. I would also say add olive oil.
                  Adding oil to pasta when boiling doesn't help, just a waste of oil, so I doubt it will help with rice.

                  I think Star let it boil too long and didn't get rid of enough water before eating it.
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                  • #24
                    Rice cookers.
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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by DerSchwarzfalke
                      I would add that adding salt keeps the rice from sticking too much together.
                      Rice grains sticking together is A Good Thing (tm).

                      Originally posted by DerSchwarzfalke
                      I would also say add olive oil.
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                      • #26
                        Re: What is wrong with my rice?

                        Originally posted by Starchild
                        How do I cook perfect rice?
                        Rice cooker. You can't go wrong.

                        The trick is to let the rice soak in the water for about 10 minutes before you start cooking.
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                        • #27
                          Add rice and a little bit of salt to the water, boil. Stir anti-clockwise exactly three times, count to 100 and turn the heat off. Wait 17 minutes and reboil, then drain.
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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Urban Ranger
                            Rice grains sticking together is A Good Thing (tm).
                            Indeed, otherwise you have to use your chopsticks to pick up one grain at a time
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                            • #29
                              Wash rice in water until the water runs clear.

                              Put rice in large pan with plenty of water. Bring to boil. Reduce heat slightly so rice doesn't froth up and overflow pan. Boil for 15-20 minutes until rice is hard in center.

                              Remove from heat, dump rice in steamer pan or collander and rinse. Steam rice until done.
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                              • #30
                                How the hell do any of you cook rice without comming out with attrocities?

                                My time tested method, which I have used without incident ever, for hundreds of times, is as followes:

                                Takes a metal pot, in the bottom put a small amout of fat, be it butter, vegetable oil, or olive oil, does not really matter. Place one cup of long grain white rice in it, and coat the rice by stirring for a while. Then add one teaspoon of salt per cup of rice. Then add two cups of water per cup of rice. Put on high heat until the water boils. Once you get to a boil, lower the heat to a slow simmer and cook covered for 20 minutes. At the end of twenty minutes, the rice will be done, nice and fluffy. You can subsitute one cup of water for a cup of coconut milk to make salty coconut rice.

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