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  • #31
    Don't feed them! That just attracts more and makes their population go up. Instead go to Wal-mart or K-mart and buy Diazinon Crystals which are an ant poison which works very well.
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    • #32
      Thier colony/nest/whatever is out of my yard. And the damn things dont even like the sugar.

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      • #33
        How to deal with wasps and bees

        When one gets near you: Just stay calm and don't bother it and it won't bother you. Bees and wasps are IIRC attracted to scents (perfumes, colognes, cherry Kool-Aid that was spilt all over your shirt), dark colors, and sugary foods. If you get really bugged out, move slowly away, and if one lands on you, don't try to smash it or whack it off of you, but lightly brush it off if it doesn't look like it's leaving on its own. Whacking it will only agitate it.

        If more than two or three of them start bugging you, you may well have walked too close to the hive, or are somehow pissing them off and in a territory you shouldn't be in. If it bugs you out, just retrace the steps you used to get where you are--if you take a different path out you might walk right into the nest (and for Space stepping on an anthill without noticing it, I think this may be literally possible )

        To get rid of a hive or nest: Call a professional. Knocking a nest down with a water hose, I don't recommend to you.

        HOWEVER despite how grossed out Eskimo might be at first, 99.95% of the bugs will not bother you. If you're outside your house, don't bother wasting your energy on getting offended or killing them.
        meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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        • #34
          HOWEVER despite how grossed out Eskimo might be at first, 99.95% of the bugs will not bother you. If you're outside your house, don't bother wasting your energy on getting offended or killing them


          IM WHITE

          NEVER CALL ME AN ESKIMO

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          • #35
            WHITE PRIDE


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              • #37
                If they aren't rifa, leave 'em alone. Ants help water and air get into the ground. Only mess with them if they're coming into your house. I'm at war with a small colony right now, but every time I lay down some bait, they move to another area.
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #38
                  ...???
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                  • #39
                    Just pour chlorox or something all over your yard.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Space05us
                      ...???
                      Kick it and step back quickly.
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • #41
                        Kick it and step back quickly.


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                        • #42
                          Maybe use a stick. Watching the swarm is fun. Just keep your distance and be watchful.
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #43
                            Planet's native life is rising up against you! Be careful, next it'll be the mindworms...
                            I watched you fall. I think I pushed.

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                            • #44
                              Its a huge chunk of cement.

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                              • #45
                                Better kick it then . . . hard!
                                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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