Completley random facts EVERY American should know

[Pekka]

WAR! HUhh! What is it good for, absolutely nothing! Waaaaaar I despiseeee, because it means destructionnn of innocent liveeesss.

Also, remember that Jacko is American. Yes, you have him in your gene pool.

Positive things:

Hooters is a family restaurant, and they serve absolutely delicious quesadillas. Try it out.

[Frankychan]

"Hooters" "family" and "delicious" shouldn't be in the same sentence.

[Peter Triggs]

Completley random facts EVERY American should know

Wittgenstein, Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus:

The world is the totality of facts, not of things.

The world divides into facts.

And those are facts.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Originally posted by JohnT
Gotta go with Winston. That chick is too damned thin.

Blasphemy! You shall not disparage Heidi Klum, you cur!

[Hueij]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui


Blasphemy! You shall not disparage Heidi Klum, you cur!

Completley random facts EVERY American should know: all those modern fashion models are of the anorexia type.

[JohnT]

Completley

[Hueij]

Originally posted by JohnT

Completley

Hey, not my fault. I just copied and pasted the thread title.

[Zkribbler]

Since the original thirteen state banded together to form the United States of America, three more independent countries have joined the union: the Republics of Texas, California and Hawaii.

You can be sent up the river (to Sing Sing Prison) or sold down the river (from a tobacco plantation to a cotton plantation once the cotton gin was invested).

The northernmost, westernmost and easternmost state in Alaska. The southernmost state is Hawaii.

[Frankychan]

California was it's own country?




EDIT: There is only one royal castle on American soil.

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Frankychan
California was it's own country?

For a couple of years, yeah.

[Frankychan]

Wow, I learned something new today!

[Ted Striker]

Look at you guys acting like you are too good for Heidi Klum



Heidi Klum: "Yeah, his 110 bench press and 28% body fat are very impressive, but I just don't think his post count is high enough for me. What a loser."

[atomant]

42.5% of statistics are made up.






I just made that up

[Imran Siddiqui]

Originally posted by Zkribbler
The northernmost, westernmost and easternmost state in Alaska. The southernmost state is Hawaii.

It's the most westernmost and easternmost if you stand in Alaska .

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Hueij
Completley random facts EVERY American should know: all those modern fashion models are of the anorexia type.

Completley random facts EVERY American should know: Jamski finds Heidi Klum repellently FAT.