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  • #76
    Originally posted by Lancer
    "That bunny is dynomite"

    Polar bear. If an adult polar bear walks into the arena you are dead. If God doesn't help you there's nothing you can do to help yourself, game over.
    Sure there is. Use the knife to kill yourself quickly, so you won't have to experience being eaten alive.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #77
      "Those that are not in my sight, jast nuf it"
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      • #78
        Originally posted by chegitz guevara


        Did you notice the skull next to the bunny? This is a bunny that kills and eats people. And it can fly, or at least jump really high, so it can chew threw your neck. They had to use the Holy Handgrenade to kill it.
        Sorry, didn't notice it since I'm playing a little SMAX and that distorts the colors
        With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

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        • #79
          Originally posted by chegitz guevara
          Sure there is. Use the knife to kill yourself quickly, so you won't have to experience being eaten alive.
          That's why I'd rather face the mamba, easily. If he does get me, death will be relatively quick and painless.
          Tutto nel mondo è burla

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          • #80
            Nobody here wants to be gnawed on?
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            • #81
              Originally posted by Lancer
              Nobody here wants to be gnawed on?
              I didn't know that they used this kind of predators in colloseum.
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              With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

              Steven Weinberg

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              • #82
                Ancient cave bear. The size of multiple city busses and likes to munch on yummy humans.
                I changed my signature

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by Boris Godunov
                  That's why I'd rather face the mamba, easily. If he does get me, death will be relatively quick and painless.
                  I've heard from people who were bit black mambas. I'd rather be eaten by a bear.
                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Boris Godunov


                    That's why I'd rather face the mamba, easily. If he does get me, death will be relatively quick and painless.
                    Isn't the venom a neurotoxin?

                    You'd rather be torn apart.
                    urgh.NSFW

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                    • #85
                      Here on the Oregon Coast I'm at the top of the food chain. Basicly this means that I eat things, things don't eat me.

                      In order to maintain this status I don't:

                      1) Ever swim in the ocean

                      2) Ever go to africa

                      3) Ever get a sex change
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                      • #86
                        What would be scary about swimming in the ocean that far north? Isn't it too cold for sharks?




                        Unless you're referring to orcas.
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                        • #87
                          It's a cold water ocean with lots of seals and sea lions. Though man is the apex preditor there, the ocean is full of white death.
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #88
                            orcas

                            A sailboarding friend of mine was chased ashore by an orca in the mouth of our river here. He rode it right up on a sand bank and ran for it. They will chase onto land, then flop back to the water.
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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by KrazyHorse
                              A tiger is nearly the same size as a grizzly bear, but since it is built to hunt large game its teeth and claws are much more deadly than are a bear's (which generally hunts smaller mammals and fish, though it has been known to take out deer and elk on occasion)
                              AFAIK, a polar bear can weight up to 800kg, while a tiger is ~250kg. No contest really.

                              Besides polar bears are known to hunt seals and even beluga (white whale), even though they would form the rare group in the latter case.
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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by Lancer
                                They will chase onto land, then flop back to the water.

                                I'm already familiar with how orcas hunt.
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