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  • #16
    Originally posted by Admiral
    Didn't the US have plans to develop some sort of aerosol aphrodesiac which was supposed to make enemies so horny that they couldn't stand up against American sexiness?
    No that was the Brits, and it was never deployed on a large scale, only tested by agent Austin Powers on Femme Bots.
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    • #17
      Originally posted by Admiral
      Didn't the US have plans to develop some sort of aerosol aphrodesiac which was supposed to make enemies so horny that they couldn't stand up against American sexiness?
      Ahhhh, yes. The gay bomb.

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      • #18
        I still believe the gay bomb was an amazing idea. Too bad they stopped developing it
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        • #19
          Gay bomb

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          • #20
            I don't think I'd like to capture soldiers upon whom the gay bomb had been deployed.
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            • #21
              Originally posted by Starchild
              Wanna invade my Bag, dad?
              Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
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              • #22
                Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                I don't think I'd like to capture soldiers upon whom the gay bomb had been deployed.
                Would you prefer trying to capture people who are shooting at you?
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                • #23
                  Ohh the friendly fire incidents after these... you realize, that if the ones with this gay bomb ammunition got hit, they would strike all their own bases after that, making other guys gay too?
                  In da butt.
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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Spiffor

                    Would you prefer trying to capture people who are shooting at you?
                    I think that was precisely his concern....
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                    • #25
                      We must stop the spread of the gay!!!

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                      • #26
                        Nothing in the PatAct would restrict library access, it would only monitor use of public library resources. The key here is "public." There is limited expectation of privacy when using a public resource.
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                        • #27
                          Nothing in the PatAct would restrict library access, it would only monitor use of public library resources. The key here is "public." There is limited expectation of privacy when using a public resource.


                          Bollocks. I don't expect that most people like the idea of the government monitoring their reading habits. Do I get put on a watch list because I've borrowed Das Kapital forty times?

                          It's none of their ****ing business what people read.
                          Only feebs vote.

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                          • #28
                            Do I get put on a watch list because I've borrowed Das Kapital forty times?


                            You should

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Agathon
                              Do I get put on a watch list because I've borrowed Das Kapital forty times?
                              Quit being so cheap and buy your own copy already!!
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                              "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                              • #30
                                You should


                                Just because I don't have forty-two personal bathrooms to hide my **** mags in, there's no need to get personal.
                                Only feebs vote.

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