Dead, Buried...but still standing

[Provost Harrison]

Medical science can have it once I am through with it...

[Riesstiu IV]

We should use dead bodies as a source of fuel in power plants. It could help replace coal or oil. In fact, we should also use cripples and unwanted minorities.

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

They used to do this all the time in New Orleans if I remember my voodoo cemetary tours correctly.

[Dis]

yeah in New Orleans they have an issue with bodies floating away or something. I remember they had to do something with gravesites to prevent that.

[Jon Miller]

Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
I want to be left on a remote mountain ledge for eagles and lost mountaineers to eat.

JM

[Dr Strangelove]

I used to want my dead body tossed from an ariplane onto one of Saddam Hussein's palaces in the hopes that he would happen to be there at the time and that he would be so scared that he'd have a heart attack, but George Bush ruined my hopes.

[Dis]

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
I used to want my dead body tossed from an ariplane onto one of Saddam Hussein's palaces in the hopes that he would happen to be there at the time and that he would be so scared that he'd have a heart attack, but George Bush ruined my hopes.

you could free Saddam Hussein take him to Syria so he can seize power there and build many palaces there, and then you can be dropped on a palace there.

Take initiative man.

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Originally posted by Dissident
yeah in New Orleans they have an issue with bodies floating away or something. I remember they had to do something with gravesites to prevent that.

I also recall the legend that as the bodies decomposed and the rigor set in sometimes the bodies would not only flot but pop out of the coffins in a sitting position or legend to that effect.

They started renting out long shafts down into the earth and relatives needed to pay annual dues. If they lapsed then some other family got the prime spot. Hence it was giving them the shaft or soemthing like that. I can't quite remember as New Orleans is meant to be a drunk fest.

[Whoha]

I want to be placed in a vacuum seal and thouroughly irradiated killing all bacteria. You just never know when you'll need your body, why I could come back from the dead, and my life like appearance would allow me to catch and eat more people then other zombies that didn't think about this in their life.

[Dracon II]

You'd think that Australians wouldn't have become so desparate to save space just yet... but that's Sydney I guess.... plenty of space to bury horizontally up here.