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    Down Under cemetery given OK to bury dead standing up

    SYDNEY, Australia (AP) - An Australian company has been given approval to begin work on a cemetery where bodies will be buried vertically to save space and minimize impact on the environment, a spokesman said Thursday.

    Tony Dupleix, director of Palacom, the company given permission for the cemetery, said the plan would involve no-frills burials, using a body bag rather than a coffin. "When you die, you are returned to the Earth with a minimum of fuss and with no paraphernalia that would affect the environment," he said.

    The cemetery, proposed for a field in Derrinallum, 180 kilometres west of Melbourne, would feature three-metre-deep holes, Dupleix said. It is reported to be the first cemetery in Australia offering the option of being buried standing up.

    Anna Jamieson, of the Darlington Cemetery Trust which will manage the cemetery, said the plots would be ideal for environmentally minded people but conceded it is unlikely to replace the time-honoured horizontal interments.

    "If you are interested in the environment, it's beautiful land on the Western District plains facing Mount Elephant," she said.

    "Some people will think it's great but other people might prefer a traditional burial."
    Whould you mind? And why not just cremate everyone. That saves a lot of space. Who cares when you are dead?
    Being buried in a body bag though....gives the mafia hit feel....
    Last edited by Spec; April 28, 2005, 08:29.
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    burails arent so much for the guy/woman that is dead but more for the people he/she left behind it is more for there peace of mind then anything else
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    • #3
      Now they just need to stack them.


      Personally, I'd like my body to be just thrown into the woods.
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      • #4
        Cremation is best. They say it's all environmental, but I'll bet the bodies are still being embalmed . . . or don't you foreigners do that?
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #5
          How much energy is expended in a cremation?
          No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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          • #6
            Quite a bit.
            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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            • #7
              I want to be pickled and stuck in a big glass vat in the living room.
              Stop Quoting Ben

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              • #8
                I want to be left on a remote mountain ledge for eagles and lost mountaineers to eat.
                Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
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                • #9
                  Why not become food for the fishes?
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                    Cremation is best. They say it's all environmental, but I'll bet the bodies are still being embalmed . . . or don't you foreigners do that?
                    Embalming ruins the flavour.

                    *the foreigner hides from the terrible Day-Star*
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                    • #11
                      My bodily proteins suit an avian diet more than that of a fish.
                      Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
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                      • #12
                        We could use bodies as fuel for the power plants instead of coal.
                        We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
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                        • #13
                          SpencerH.

                          Now that's exactly the out-of-the-box kind of thinking that I like when we're talking about a grave matter such as getting rid of our dependency on oil.
                          B♭3

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                          • #14
                            Zoroastrian "Tower of Silence" for me...(still performed in India, although the number of Sacred Vultures is declining due to environmental reasons).
                            "Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
                            "...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
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                              Re: Dead, Buried...but still standing

                              Originally posted by Skywise




                              Whould you mind? And why not just cremate everyone. That saves a lot of space. Who cares when you are dead?
                              Being buried in a body bag though....gives the mafia hit feel....
                              yuk, being buried in a bag is horrible. give me cremation anyday. I'd even take a coffin over that.

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