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    April 28, 2005
    House Overturns New Ethics Rule as Republican Leadership Yields
    By CARL HULSE

    WASHINGTON, April 27 - In a rare retreat, the Republican-led House on Wednesday overturned contentious rule changes made to the House ethics process, with Republicans saying they surrendered to the Democrats to try to restore a way to enforce proper conduct in the House.

    "I am willing to step back," said Speaker J. Dennis Hastert of Illinois, the moving force behind ethics revisions forced through by the majority in January.

    After a closed-door meeting with House Republicans, Mr. Hastert indicated that the reversal was primarily motivated by a need to resolve the torrent of questions surrounding the conduct of Representative Tom DeLay, the majority leader.

    Mr. Hastert's relenting to Democrats' demands marked a startling turn as Republicans confronted the fallout from a stalled ethics process that Democrats said was rigged to protect Mr. DeLay, who was admonished three times by the ethics committee last year. The Republican majority has also come under increasing criticism for the rule changes, which their opponents said would render the committee impotent to pursue wrongdoing by members.

    One of the most immediate effects of the House's reverting to the old rules will be the opening of an investigation into persistent questions about Mr. DeLay's overseas travel and his relationships with prominent lobbyists. His fund-raising operations are under investigation by a grand jury in Texas, and some of the lobbyists' roles have come under increasing scrutiny by federal investigators in recent months. While Mr. DeLay has not been named as a target of those investigations, the attention paid to his troubles has proven disruptive in the House.

    On Wednesday night, after a pointed debate in which lawmakers traded blame for the ethics impasse, the House voted 406 to 20 to approve a hastily drafted resolution that essentially restored the rules in place at the start of the year for what is formally known as the Committee on Standards of Official Conduct.

    Under the changes that were revoked, complaints could have been dismissed within 45 days if the committee could not decide how to proceed, one lawyer could represent both the subject of the inquiry and other witnesses, and lawmakers would get new rights of notification and appeal.

    The restoration of the rules means that if the committee deadlocks, complaints could be automatically sent to a special investigatory subcommittee, though that trigger has not been needed in the past. The panel has no prohibition on a lawyer's representing multiple clients, though some panel members believe one is needed and discourage the practice.

    The vote marked another pivot in a politically charged ethics tug-of-war expected to persist in the House. Lawmakers of both parties said they expected the resolution of the standoff to lead to calls for ethics inquiries into not only Mr. DeLay but also other members, including Democratic leaders.

    In light of the intense scrutiny of Mr. DeLay, many lawmakers have been examining their own travel and entertainment records and finding omissions that could potentially put them before the panel.

    Mr. DeLay said he intended to submit documents that covered 10 years of his travel and other activities to the committee. He urged its leaders to put his record to the test to determine if he violated House rules.

    "I look forward to providing the facts to the committee once it is up and running," Mr. DeLay said.

    Representative Alan B. Mollohan of West Virginia and Representative Nancy Pelosi of California, the Democratic leader, applauded the backtracking, which represented a significant political embarrassment for a majority accustomed to winning almost all of its fights. It was the second time in recent months that Republicans had to back off such a change; in January, House Republicans restored a rule prohibiting their leaders from staying in their posts if indicted.

    Mr. Mollohan, the senior Democrat on the evenly divided ethics panel, had refused to allow the committee to get to work, saying the rule changes undermined the panel's authority and could lead to party-line resistance to investigations.

    Mr. Mollohan said he would drop his objections when the committee next met, probably next week. He and Ms. Pelosi also reminded Republicans that decisions on hiring staff members for the committee required the consent of both parties.

    "There is no point in insisting that the ethics committee be guided by fair and bipartisan rules if those charged with administering and interpreting them are tainted by partisan motives," Ms. Pelosi said in a statement.

    In a briefing with reporters, Mr. DeLay called the House travel rules unclear and said he saw the coming ethics inquiry as a way to provide new guidance for lawmakers.

    "I will be asking them to look at these issues not only as it pertains to me, but the entire House because, obviously, there are questions that need to be answered by the ethics committee as to what trips can be taken, how they can be taken," he said.

    Republicans cite trips taken by Ms. Pelosi and her staff members as potential subjects of inquiry, along with a past finding by the Federal Election Commission that Ms. Pelosi improperly used multiple political action committees. They also pointed on Wednesday to recent actions by Representative Steny H. Hoyer of Maryland, the No. 2 Democrat, to file new travel reports on old trips.

    "If the rules are all right for Tom DeLay, they are all right for everyone else," said Representative Christopher Shays, a Connecticut Republican who supported Democrats in their push to overturn the rules changes. "People feel that Democrats have piled on Tom DeLay and forgotten the inappropriate behavior of Nancy and others."

    Aides to Ms. Pelosi said her staff members have combed through travel records and found canceled checks and other material to demonstrate that her trips were proper. A spokeswoman for Mr. Hoyer said that his oversights were minor and that the 10 or so trips in question had been properly reported on an annual basis but not on required 30-day reports.

    "There was full public disclosure," said his aide, Stacey Bernards.

    Democrats say Republicans are trying to tar others to minimize Mr. DeLay's troubles. They said privately that they believed they could better withstand a partisan ethics exchange than the Republicans.

    Democrats said the rule changes breached the bipartisan tradition of the ethics committee and were meant to make it harder for the panel to pursue investigations. Republicans said the actions of the panel in recent cases exposed flaws in the system, and they continued to defend the changes Wednesday.

    In his letter to Ms. Pelosi proposing a return to the previous rules, Mr. Hastert accused Democrats of distorting the changes for political gain and said that the reversal would result in "leaving the unfairness inherent in the old system in place." But Mr. Hastert told reporters he was willing to move ahead because of the scrutiny of Mr. DeLay.

    "There is a member, especially on our side, who needs to have the process move forward, so he can clear his name," the speaker said. "Right now, he can't clear his name."

    Mr. Mollohan disputed Mr. Hastert's characterization of the old rules as unfair, but gave him credit.

    "It can't be easy to come to this," he said. "But again, it is the right thing to do."


    Finally, finally, finally! The Republican leadership has FINALLY agreed to stop obstructing justice and they are giving up on defending Tom Delay against the charges of corruption, bribe taking, and breaking campaign finance laws. The Republican party loved Tom Delay because his illegal river of dirty money flowed into the party's coffers and found its way into the pockets of nearly every Republican in Congress. The Republican leadership knew what Tom Delay was doing was illegal or at least highly questionable but they didn't care as long as the dirty money kept flowing.

    When the papers uncovered the corruption and started asking questions the Republican leadership did everything they could to block an investigation and even changed all of the House of Representative's ethics rules to protect Tom Delkay and even purged Republican members of the Ethics Committee who didn't promise to vote for Tom Delay no matter what evidience of corruption was exposed. The heat of the media spotlight has finally become to much and now the Republican leadership is giving up their efforts to obstruct justice.

    TOM DELAY YOUR ***** ASS IS GOING TO JAIL NOW!
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    This is the poster child for modern corruption in the Republican party along with the arrogance of the Republican leadership and the contempt they hold for the ideals of ethics & fairness.

    I can't help but feel vindicated as so many Republicans, both here and at other boards, have attacked anyone who questioned Tom Delay's activities. I can think of several right wing FFZ types who arrogantly declared there was nothing to the charges, that it was all a vast Democratic conspiracy, and that any honest man would admit there was nothing to the charges.

    Now the dye is cast and the legal process of putting Tom Delay in jail can begin and the investigation into exactly how pervasive the corruption was in the Republican party and who exactly pocketed Tom Delay's dirty money can begin. Republicans are sweating like pigs and everyone can smell their fear. Let's get the light of truth on the corruption which has spread to the most senior levels off the Republican Party.
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    • #3
      its amazing that the party of 'values' has had its leading members all thrown out for ethical reasons: newt gingrich, tom delay, that guy who said voting strom thurmond was a good idea. so much for values eh hypocrites.
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      • #4
        Don't forget Trent Lott and how he got up in 2002 saying how much better the country would be if we had elected more racist segregationists.

        The "family values" party has some disgusting values which we would be better off without.
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        • #5
          Perhaps he's too busy sucking on these...
          Attached Files
          The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

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          • #6
            For those of you that missed it, that's a Cuban cigar. You know, that island in the Carribean that the United States has had an embargo against for decades? The embargo that Mr. DeLay has been a strong supporter of continuing come Hell or high water?

            Thank you, TIME magazine.
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            • #7


              i totally didnt follow this whole tom delay thingy but basicly he is corrupt in every way possible?...i know dems would agree but how about the reps? still behind your man or is he really that bad?
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              • #8
                I don't know if he was corrupt in every way possible. I suppose he could have made things worse by selling babies or something.

                He did accept illegal "gifts" worth hundreds of thousands if not millions of dollars from Russian business interests and American companies which he wrote special legislation for. The "gifts" broke several laws and all gifts are supposed to be declared to the government but Tom Delay says he just forgot about all that money. The other big issue was Tom Delay engineered a system to launder "soft money" into "hard money" which broke federal campaign finance laws and he shared these ill gotten money with most of the Republicans in Congress. It would literally be easier to list the names of the Republicans who weren't accepting this money from Tom Delay then to list all those who did.

                I'm sure they will all say they had no idea where all that money came from.
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                • #9
                  Time magazine is reporting that not only was Tom Delay accepting "illegal gifts" but his staffers were as well. This is also illegal under federal law though Tom Delay's staffers didn't make truck loads of money like Tom Delay did and instead had to settle for free vacations paid by lobbyists (it is illegal to accept any gift over $50), fancy sets of golf clubs (worth thousands), tickets to sporting events, and tickets to concerts. Tom's staffers didn't recieve the $200,000 slush fund Tom's wife got or even the $100,000 slush fund one of Tom's kids got but they still weren't doing so bad.

                  Gifts in High Places
                  Did DeLay staffers violate ethics rules?
                  By KAREN TUMULTY

                  Tuesday, Apr. 26, 2005
                  Lobbyist Jack Abramoff gave expensive gifts to key members of then-House Majority Whip Tom DeLay's staff, which the aides accepted in apparent violation of House ethics rules, according to two sources who worked at Abramoff's law firm at the time Abramoff made the gifts. The gifts included high-end golf equipment, tickets to sporting events and concerts and, in the case of one high-ranking DeLay staff member, a weekend getaway paid for by Abramoff's own frequent flyer and hotel points, two sources who had direct knowledge of the transactions tell TIME.

                  The two sources say that one recipient of the gifts, including the weekend trip and expensive golf clubs, was Tony C. Rudy, who worked for DeLay for five years and served at various times as DeLay's press secretary, policy director, general counsel and deputy chief of staff when DeLay was House Majority Whip. When Rudy left DeLay's office in 2000, he joined Abramoff at the law firm Greenberg Traurig. Since 2002, Rudy has worked at Alexander Strategy Group, a lobbying firm headed by former DeLay Chief of Staff Ed Buckham.

                  A spokesman for Abramoff said he is unavailable for comment. Rudy has not returned repeated calls requesting comment.

                  DeLay's current chief of staff, Tim Berry, told TIME that he recalls Abramoff giving him a golf club while they were playing golf in the late 1990s, or possibly as late as 2000, when Berry was a floor assistant to DeLay. Berry said he found the situation awkward, and "got rid of it" a few days later, and added that in the current environment, he now wishes he had simply given back the gift to Abramoff. Berry could not recall the make of the club, which he believes was a wood, and said he does not know whether its value would have exceeded the gift limit under the House rules.

                  Rudy was one of two staff members who joined DeLay on a trip to Scotland and England in 2000—a trip in which the airfare was paid for by Abramoff's credit card, the Washington Post revealed earlier this week. House rules prohibit lobbyists from paying for the travel of members and their staffs, even if they are subsequently reimbursed by others. DeLay's office maintains that he believed and continues to believe that the trip was sponsored and paid for by a non-profit public policy institute, the National Center for Public Policy Research, which would have been allowable under House rules. At the time, Abramoff served on the NCPPR board.

                  Under House ethics rules, no member or employee of the House may accept a gift valued at more than $50, or a series of gifts worth more than $100 over the course of a year. The rules stipulate that gifts covered under the limit include "services, training, transportation, lodging and meals, whether provided in kind, by purchase of a ticket, payment in advance or reimbursement after the expense has been incurred." Republicans tightened the rules considerably after they took control of the House in 1995, having been elected in part on their promise to clean up the chamber's ethical standards. The previous rule allowed members and their staff to accept gifts from a single source up to a cumulative value of $250 over the course of a year.

                  The revelation comes at a time when the House ethics committee, which would normally be the body that would investigate such matters, has ceased to function. Democrats on the committee object to rules changes that they say were designed to protect DeLay by making it more difficult to launch an investigation. The new rules would require a majority vote—which means support from at least one Republican on the panel—for the committee to begin a probe. But now, House Republican leaders, realizing that the rule change has been a political disaster for them, are scrambling to find a way to repeal it.

                  Rudy's biography on the firm's website boasts that he was once ranked on one of Capitol Hill's top 50 staff members by Roll Call newspaper. "As Deputy Chief of Staff to the House Majority Whip, Tony had extraordinary access and influence in the legislative process," his biography claims. "He ran DeLay's well-known member services operation that enabled Tony to develop personal relationships with dozens of House members including current members of the House Leadership, Committee Chairman (sic) and members of key committees including the Appropriations Committee, Commerce Committee, the Ways and Means Committee and the Financial Services Committee. Tony also has extensive contacts with hundreds of key staff members in Congress."
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                  • #10
                    Crushing corruption
                    I hope this starts a witch-hunt against corruption in both houses by the media. There's certainly a disturbing amount of blatant corruption in US politics, most of which has been created during the last 5 years (though certain amount of pork has always existed).

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                    • #11
                      The Tom Delay corruption case seems to be a hot topic with all of the news agencies right now. Yahoo News has a piece from USA Today written by Jim Drinkard which talks about a potential conflict of interest of the people who will be sitting in judgement of Tom Delay. It appears that all five Republicans on the House Ethics Committee have financial ties to Tom Delay and have recieved thousands of dollars from Tom Delay; two of those Republicans have also contributed money to Tom Delay's legal defense fund.

                      How can people who possibly have ties to Tom Delay's illegal campaign finance scheme sit in judgement of the man who gave them money? All five of these Republicans need to recuse themselves and people who didn't accept money from Delay need to be appointed to the committee. Even nonpartisan legal groups are advising them to do this but so far the Republican leaqdership is resisting.

                      Donations link DeLay, ethics panel

                      By Jim Drinkard, USA TODAY Wed Apr 27, 6:53 AM ET

                      All five Republicans on the House ethics committee have financial links to Tom DeLay that could raise conflict-of-interest issues should the panel investigate the GOP majority leader.

                      Public records show DeLay's leadership political action committee (PAC) gave $15,000 to the campaign of Rep. Melissa Hart (news, bio, voting record), R-Pa. - $10,000 in 2000 and $5,000 in 2002. Hart would chair a panel to investigate DeLay if the committee moves forward with a probe.

                      The same political committee, Americans for a Republican Majority, also has donated to the campaigns of ethics Chairman Doc Hastings of Washington, Judy Biggert of Illinois and Tom Cole of Oklahoma. They are among scores of Republicans DeLay has contributed to. Cole and the remaining committee Republican, Lamar Smith of Texas, contributed to DeLay's legal defense fund. (Related link: Donations from Americans for Republican Majority)

                      Hart said there is no appearance problem. "That's just normal" for leaders to contribute to campaigns, she said.

                      There is precedent for ethics panel members recusing themselves when such conflict issues arise. Sen. Harry Reid (news, bio, voting record), D-Nev., stepped aside in 2002 in the case of then-senator Robert Torricelli, D-N.J., accused of financial misconduct. Reid had given $500 to Torricelli's legal defense fund. "Recusal is pretty much an individual choice, if there is any possibility of a conflict of interest," said Donald Ritchie, a Senate historian.

                      Kenneth Gross, an attorney who has represented Democrats and Republicans on ethics issues, said the financial ties on the committee could be a problem. "I would advise the committee not to use a member who had received contributions from DeLay's leadership PAC to head the investigation," he said.

                      The ethics committee has admonished DeLay five times since 1997, more than any current member of Congress. He has come under renewed scrutiny for taking foreign trips that may have been paid for by lobbyists or foreign agents, which is prohibited.

                      A DeLay investigation cannot be launched because the committee hasn't been able to solve a dispute over its rules. Rep. Alan Mollohan (news, bio, voting record) and other Democrats refuse to adopt the rules, saying they are designed to protect DeLay and would allow either party to protect members by refusing to act on complaints.

                      The panel is the only House committee with equal numbers of Republicans and Democrats: five each.


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                      • #12


                        DeLay has company in ethical gray areas
                        Some of the activities drawing scrutiny are common practice
                        By Jim Drinkard and Kathy Kiely
                        USA TODAY

                        WASHINGTON — House Majority Leader Tom DeLay is defending himself against accusations of ethics violations by insisting he didn't do anything that fellow lawmakers haven't done. The Texas Republican has a point.

                        Like DeLay, dozens of lawmakers have paid family members to work for their campaigns. It's common to take privately financed “fact-finding” trips to resort locations, as DeLay did. And many members of Congress, particularly those in leadership roles or with presidential aspirations, pump money into state legislative races to enhance their influence.

                        But some critics contend that DeLay, who's under scrutiny over travel, fundraising and hiring of relatives for his campaign, has gone beyond the limits of what the rules allow. “He has pushed the envelope further than any other leader in contemporary times,” says Thomas Mann, a congressional scholar at the liberal-leaning Brookings Institution.


                        The controversy is calling attention to some gray areas in congressional ethics rules. Overall, personal ethics on Capitol Hill are more tightly regulated than ever. In 1995, Congress cracked down on lobbyist largesse. It prohibited any lawmaker from receiving gifts worth more than $100 a year from any single source. The same year, it required lobbyists to disclose who they work for and how much they are paid. And in 2002, a new campaign-finance law banned six-figure contributions that corporations and labor unions had been making to buy access to members of Congress.

                        But loopholes remain:

                        •Travel. Ethics rules bar lobbyists from buying a lavish dinner for members of Congress, or from paying for first-class plane tickets and hotel bills at luxury resorts. But lobbyists can do all of those things, and more, as part of a “fact-finding” trip.

                        Trips are the biggest loophole in the no-gifts rule.

                        Since 2000, more than $16 million in private money has been spent on 5,410 trips for about 600 members of Congress, according to an analysis by PoliticalMoneyLine, an online political data service. The study found that just over half the trips were financed by tax-exempt and other groups that are under no obligation to disclose sources of their funding.

                        “There are some great groups with great names that might not be so great when you find out who's behind them,” says Sen. John Thune, R-S.D. “We've got to do a better job policing ourselves.”

                        •Relatives on the campaign payroll. Members of Congress aren't supposed to use campaign funds as a personal kitty. But donors' money can find its way into lawmakers' household budgets in the form of salaries paid to relatives.

                        DeLay put his wife, Christine, and daughter, Dani Ferro, on his campaign payroll. And he has plenty of company on Capitol Hill. An analysis of 2004 campaign spending by the non-partisan Center for Responsive Politics found that at least 35 members of Congress had relatives as paid campaign workers, most for fundraising, management or clerical services.

                        The practice has even been approved by the Federal Election Commission: In 2001, the FEC advised Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr., D-Ill., that he could retain his wife — a former congressional staffer with campaign experience — as a consultant so long as she was paid “no more than the fair market value” for her services. Other lawmakers have made similar arrangements for relatives without asking the FEC for a ruling.

                        Rep. Zoe Lofgren, D-Calif., paid her husband's political consulting firm $180,025 for services, including campaign record-keeping and rent, in the 2003-04 election cycle. Rep. Richard Pombo, R-Calif., hired his wife and brother for his campaign and paid them a total of $229,000 over two years.

                        A 12-year-old law bars lawmakers from putting campaign money to personal use. But paying relatives out of campaign funds could skirt that law, says Norman Ornstein, an American Enterprise Institute scholar who studies Congress: “What you have is a situation where people can convert it to personal use by laundering it through their families.”

                        •Financing state races. DeLay isn't alone, either, in raising money for state candidates. The non-partisan National Institute on Money in State Politics identified more than 90 political action committees run by federal officeholders that have given to state candidates.

                        House Speaker Dennis Hastert was among the top donors. He gave $1.4 million to state candidates over the past six years, most of them in his home state of Illinois. Democratic Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton focused most of her $200,000 in contributions on her own state, New York, but she also gave out $15,000 in Iowa, the first presidential caucus state.

                        In most cases, state-level contributions are aimed at building goodwill at home or laying the groundwork for a presidential bid. But DeLay's investment yielded a more immediate return. By helping elect more Republicans to the Texas House and Senate, he was able to engineer a GOP takeover of the state Legislature. That enabled him to force an unprecedented early redrawing of the state's congressional boundaries to create more Republican districts. The results: Last year, Republicans won 21 of Texas' 32 seats in the U.S. House of Representatives. Two years earlier, they had won 15.

                        DeLay's success brought scrutiny. Ronnie Earle, the Democratic district attorney of Travis County, which includes Austin, has brought grand jury indictments against three DeLay associates. They are accused of laundering corporate contributions through the national Republican Party, which then channeled the funds back to Texas state legislative candidates. State law forbids corporate funds in campaigns.

                        Because of differences among state laws on how campaigns can be financed, the participation of federal officials in state campaigns raises the potential for a legal end-run. Money collected under one state's rules could be transferred into another, where the source or amount of the contributions might be prohibited. “The fact that every state has its own laws makes it very difficult to track,” says Steve Weiss, a spokesman for the Center for Responsive Politics. “The opportunity for abuse is there.”

                        The DeLay controversy has prompted proposals for change. Two Democratic House members, Rahm Emanuel of Illinois and Marty Meehan of Massachusetts, are drafting a bill to regulate the lobbying of Congress. Among their proposals: tighter disclosure requirements for lobbyists, requiring funding information from organizations that pay for congressional trips, and a two-year waiting period on retired members of Congress and congressional aides who want to lobby former colleagues. The waiting period is now one year.

                        Ornstein says Congress should also change the way it investigates itself. He proposes special ethics panels made up of former members of Congress and ex-congressional staffers. The panels would be somewhat like grand juries. They would review charges against lawmakers and decide whether they warranted a full investigation by ethics committees.

                        But is any change possible in such a partisan environment? “Congress deals with these sorts of issues when there's a large scandal that embarrasses the hell out of them,” Ornstein says. “We are getting to that point.”
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                        • #13
                          DD, you still have to disclose that you gave family members the money which Tom Delay did not do. I'm glad USA today is lating the guy say his side but he's going to end up hung at the end of the day because he did some clearly illegal things. Even the state of Texas is going after him for break State Campaign Finance laws and Texas isn't exactly known as a hot bed of Democratic partisanship.
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                          • #14
                            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                            • #15
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