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  • #31
    I have ridden a horse
    I have been sky diving
    I have been bungee jumping
    I have eaten spam
    I have been out of the country.

    I have never kissed a man.
    "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

    "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

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    • #32
      This game is no fun if there's no drinking penalty tbh... We do this as a drinkisg game, all that have done it have to stand and drink 2 fingers of beer. Got some guy to stand up on "I've never had an STI".. he didn't score that night

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      • #33
        I've kissed lots of men - on the cheeks ( no, not the buttcheeks. )

        I've never learned to ride the bicycle!
        urgh.NSFW

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        • #34
          I've never had any sexual relation with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.

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          • #35
            I kissed a man, on the lips.

            He thought it was funny posing as if he was going to kiss me on photographs. Well, he wasn't the only one around capable of being silly.

            I've never built a house.
            Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

            It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
            The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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            • #36
              With tongues?
              The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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              • #37
                Sans tongues.
                Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                • #38
                  I have built a house,
                  I've never died.
                  It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                  RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                  • #39
                    I've died and been reborn a million times because I'm a Platonist (for the next 5 minutes).

                    I've never banned someone from Apolyton because they owned me in an argument.
                    Only feebs vote.

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                    • #40
                      I never have either. And I get Owned a lot.
                      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                      RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                      • #41
                        Why is Aggie picking on UR all of a sudden?
                        "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

                        “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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                        • #42
                          I've picked on Urban Ranger.

                          But I've never been to Cairo.

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