Now that's what I call teaching English!

[Pekka]

Az, yes but I bet you have brown eyes.. and we all know how people get brown eyes, don't we..

anyway, I have blue eyes, kind of 30% scandinavian look, 30% unique look and 20% manly look 10% metrosexual and 10% cool preacher look so you know, I'd be HIT in there.. Maybe I should. After all.. I Japan.

[Az]

Az, yes but I bet you have brown eyes..

No I don't, smartarse.

[Pekka]

Yes, they push the chocolate from the back to the front seat, to the driver so they can .. have brown eyes.

[duke o' york]

So they've got the same recruitment criteria as the MD of my company? Big deal.

[Drake Tungsten]

Originally posted by Pekka
Az, yes but I bet you have brown eyes.. and we all know how people get brown eyes, don't we..

anyway, I have blue eyes, kind of 30% scandinavian look, 30% unique look and 20% manly look 10% metrosexual and 10% cool preacher look so you know, I'd be HIT in there.. Maybe I should. After all.. I Japan.

You're not American, though. However, you might still have a future as a gaijin gigolo if you can pull off a passable American impression or a British/Aussie/Kiwi impression if you (or they) are desperate. It shouldn't be too hard given that most Japanese people can't tell the difference between foreign accents.

Good luck, Super Citizen.

[Az]

You're not American, though. However, you might still have a future as a gaijin gigolo if you can pull off a passable American impression or a British/Aussie/Kiwi impression if you (or they) are desperate. It shouldn't be too hard given that most Japanese people can't tell the difference between foreign accents.

Good luck, Super Citizen.

Wait, so the plan is:

-move to america, and get citizenship.
-move to japan and pimp yourself out.


is that it?

[Agathon]

They must be Libertarians: everyone knows that they think it's OK to extort sex from employees through threat of dismissal.

[Drake Tungsten]

Getting your citizenship isn't key; you can be a real American on paper and still strike out if you don't match the All-American, blonde-hair blue-eyes stereotype. Gotta look and act the part, which is more important that actually being American. It's not like the housewives are going to run a background check anyway.

[Space05us]

All 'Polytubbies should move to Asia and start a company that "teaches English" to little old house wives.

[Drake Tungsten]

You can't start a company in Japan since you're not Japanese, as far as I know. All efforts will have to be on an individual basis. I'm sure a little private coordination would easily go unnoticed, however...

[Kuciwalker]

Originally posted by Agathon
They must be Libertarians: everyone knows that they think it's OK to extort sex from employees through threat of dismissal.

You think someone would apply not knowing exactly what the job entails?

[Zevico]

if you don't match the All-American, blonde-hair blue-eyes stereotype.

Err...isn't that the German/Scandinavian stereotype?

[Drake Tungsten]

Not in Japan...

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Originally posted by Agathon
They must be Libertarians: everyone knows that they think it's OK to extort sex from employees through threat of dismissal.

as opposed to the kinder gentler regimes that extort sex through threat of death.

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Japanese chicks need bigger hooters.