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**Bosh** · April 26, 2005, 09:48

Originally posted by Ogie Oglethorpe
Japanese chicks need bigger hooters.

Indeed.

**Skanky Burns** · April 26, 2005, 10:15

Yet another thread where the vomit smilie would have been oh so appropriate.

**Dinner** · April 26, 2005, 10:16

I have blue eyes but brown hair so I guess I am not meant to be a gigalo in Japan.

**Pekka** · April 26, 2005, 10:23

Az, don't question my dreams.

**Drake Tungsten** · April 26, 2005, 10:31

I have blue eyes but brown hair so I guess I am not meant to be a gigalo in Japan.

So do I. It doesn't destroy your chances; just means you have to work a bit harder.

**muxec** · April 26, 2005, 12:31

Mirror rule gives us that polite word for whore in Norway is "Chinese teacher".

**Krill** · April 26, 2005, 12:50

What about grey eyes?

**Drake Tungsten** · April 26, 2005, 12:58

That's not a real color.

**Pekka** · April 26, 2005, 13:03

and color is not a real word. YES YES I KNOW. It still isn't.

**Dracon II** · April 26, 2005, 19:02

and color is not a real word

Nope... but colour is

**Drake Tungsten** · April 26, 2005, 21:09

You guys will never make it as gigolos in Japan if you refuse to spell words the proper, American way...

**Riesstiu IV** · April 26, 2005, 21:17

What if you have brown eyes and dark brown hair? Too bad I'm not an Aryan Ubermensch.

**Bosh** · April 26, 2005, 22:04

Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
What if you have brown eyes and dark brown hair? Too bad I'm not an Aryan Ubermensch.

*pats shoulder*

You can always be traditional and pay for sex rather than get paid for it

**Drake Tungsten** · April 26, 2005, 22:22

Hey, he's still better off than Asian guys...

**Ted Striker** · April 27, 2005, 01:16

You can always get colored contacts and dye your hair.

Now that's what I call teaching English!