Now that's what I call teaching English!

[Bosh]

http://www.worknplay.co.kr/Jobs/ViewJobsOffered.aspx?currentPage=1&jobCategory=0&jobTime=0&jobKeyword=&employerSn=5316&jobSn=10577

Seeking North American Blonde Female to teach top level executives of major Korean Company near Busan. The blonde and female part was by the company's request. Payment will be 6-7 mil per month housing included. For interview please contact Michael Majic at michael_majic2000@yahoo.com with resume and picture. Serious applicants only. No Phone calls

http://www.worknplay.co.kr/Jobs/ViewJobsOffered.aspx?currentPage=1&jobCategory=0&jobTime=0&jobKeyword=drinking/dinner/movies/hiking&employerSn=3823&jobSn=10608

This is a one-year contract. If you are a female, you must be comfortable teaching him English by doing activities together such as drinking/dinner/movies/hiking (Please keep in mind that he is not looking for a date he just wants to learn English by doing activities to keep studying fun.). College degree helps but personality is a lot more important then the paper.

Now those are some fine fine jobs

[chequita guevara]

Them dirty yeller basterds!

[Dracon II]

It's not just Asians who like to lure females into shady jobs.

My girlfriend applied for a job as a chinese-english translator in a court case... and the guy kept on asking what she looked like and for her picture and invited her to his own house. She didn't accept the job... of course.

Funny story... my sister saw a job ad in the paper looking for massage therapists... she was going to take the job because they said no experience was required and the pay was extraordinarily good.
.... it's a good thing there were rational people around when she saw the ad... otherwise my sister would've applied to be a whore

[Bosh]

Originally posted by Dracon II
It's not just Asians who like to lure females into shady jobs.

My girlfriend applied for a job as a chinese-english translator in a court case... and the guy kept on asking what she looked like and for her picture and invited her to his own house. She didn't accept the job... of course.

Funny story... my sister saw a job ad in the paper looking for massage therapists... she was going to take the job because they said no experience was required and the pay was extraordinarily good.
.... it's a good thing there were rational people around when she saw the ad... otherwise my sister would've applied to be a whore

Sorry

[Seeker]

Don't those ads usually use some kind of 'code-word' to let job seekers know that it's a rub 'n tug and not a legitimate massage place?

You know, obvious words like "Body Rub", "Full Body", "Exotic", "Swedish", or "Massage PARLOUR"?

Parlour I suppose intended to call up images of some kind of 19th century lace & garter bordello?

Geez, I wish there was a male equivalent for these places....

[Riesstiu IV]

Just go to Japan and become a Gigilo for desperate housewives

[Zkribbler]

I think Ellen DeGeneris should apply.

[Riesstiu IV]

The worthless ***** would finally make herself useful if she did apply. Also, she'd free up a time slot for another crappy day time talk show.

[Dinner]

$7,000 per month to be a call girl/English teacher? There has to be some poor white trash blonde chick working in a strip club who'd go for this.

[Drake Tungsten]

Just go to Japan and become a Gigilo for desperate housewives

My friend did it.

[Ted Striker]

You got extra applications for Ted Striker Drake?

Konnichiwa

[Drake Tungsten]

It ain't hard, Ted. Just get a **** teaching job in Tokyo or any other big Japanese city. Then, once you're in country, put an ad in the paper offering English lessons. Things are greatly helped if you have blonde hair and blue eyes and you make sure to mention it in your ad. In no time, you will have all kinds of lonely housewives paying you fat bank to "teach them English". Just make sure to quit your **** eikaiwa job so you can squeeze in a couple extra clients every night...

Ganbatte, Striker.

[Ted Striker]

I have found my calling!!!!

ONWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


bonzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[Drake Tungsten]

Banzai!!!

[Az]

/me dyes his hair.