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  • Oh God, what am I gonna do?

    I think I'm allergic to garlic.

    Whenever I've eaten garlic in the past few months, it's given me terrible upset stomach. I feel sick for days.
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    I'd probably kill myself. I love garlic.
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    • #3
      That S-U-C-Ks man, ...Garlic is a miracle herb, I love the stuff

      What are you eating with the garlic?

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      • #4
        Is this a thread designed to solicit bad vampire jokes?

        Shame though, I for one really like garlic.
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        • #5
          Do you get the same reaction around crosses and holy water?
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          • #6
            Do you get aroused whenever you see blood from a cut?
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            • #7
              I'll get the wooden stick.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by centrifuge
                That S-U-C-Ks man, ...Garlic is a miracle herb, I love the stuff

                What are you eating with the garlic?
                Most recently, garlic mashed potatoes and last night a pot roast. I've been feeling the garlic all day since then. :sob:
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #9
                  Did you eat the entire pot roast by yourself?

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                  • #10
                    Is your brother a bloodsucker too?
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                    • #11
                      When you say "feeling the garlic" how so? How do you know it was the garlic?

                      unless there is some dead on evidence that the garlic made you sick I refuse to believe it :
                      Last edited by centrifuge; April 25, 2005, 11:49.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Colon
                        Is your brother a bloodsucker too?
                        Well, he is a manager at a Burger King.
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by centrifuge
                          Did you eat the entire pot roast by yourself?
                          No. I froze half of it so the wife can have it when she gets back from visiting with her momma. I had maybe a 1/3rd of it.

                          When you say feeling "the garlic" how so? How do you know it was the garlic?

                          :doitnow: unless there is some dead on evidence that the garlic made you sick I refuse to believe it
                          It's the only common ingredient from the garlic mashed potatoess and the pot roast.

                          I don't know how I know it's the garlic, but I do.

                          You don't understand, dude. I'm part Italian. This is like a seriously big deal for me. Garlic is part of my history, my heritage, my life. But now . . .
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                            I'm part Italian.
                            The other part is Transylvanian, right?
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                            • #15
                              I wonder how vampires in Italy survive.
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