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  • #16
    They get government jobs.
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      • #18
        Originally posted by chegitz guevara
        You don't understand, dude. I'm part Italian. This is like a seriously big deal for me. Garlic is part of my history, my heritage, my life. But now . . .
        I'm not Italian, but I do know that I wouldn't want to live without garlic, so I do feel some of your pain.

        ...but don't freak out to soon. It may be that you just keep forgetting to wash your hands before cooking

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        • #19
          You can test your self for allergy to anything, IIRC. rub some garlic on your hand, and then, ***** yourself on the hand in that place.

          I now that my skin has an allergic reaction to garlic when I rub it. Doesn't mean I don't eat the stuff.
          urgh.NSFW

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          • #20
            Just so you know, I'm not trying to make light of your worries... It's partially the Merlot typing.

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            • #21
              You can test your self for allergy to anything, IIRC. rub some garlic on your hand, and then, ***** yourself on the hand in that place.
              Umm ***** ???

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              • #22
                anyway the way to eat garlic is raw uncooked. which will burn but has retained all its nutricious elements. but you can't do that if you're going out so it's a so so situation.

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                • #23
                  My life is over. Good bye cruel world.
                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  • #24
                    Garlic in Borscht with mayo
                    urgh.NSFW

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                    • #25
                      Maybe I'll just go make and eat a cheesecake instead.
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • #26
                        I cook potatoeeeees with my pot roast, did you have potatos with yours?
                        Monkey!!!

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                        • #27
                          DP ARRRGGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                          • #28
                            Move to Cuba.

                            Any allergic reaction will soon seem like a minor issue.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Japher
                              I cook potatoeeeees with my pot roast, did you have potatos with yours?
                              No, I used this recipe from Good Eats. The wife loved it, and I must admit it was quite good. I'm actually surprised she liked it because she's not really all that into strange combinations of food and spices.

                              Good Eats is the best cooking show ever!
                              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                              • #30
                                Did you make your mashed potatos from scratch?
                                Monkey!!!

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