Bizarre falafel incident

[Ted Striker]

I once had this fool yell at me for pulling up in the Full Serve aisle at their gas station. Instead of kindly directing me to another self serve station where I would have dropped $20+ (and would have done so every week), the dude starts going bonkers and yelling that, "it was clearly marked!"

So a "I guess I'll take my money elsewhere," and I was gone to the station down the street, where the gas was cheaper anyway.

And this dude wasn't even a worker there, he was one of the owners.

[KrazyHorse]

I can't stand gas stations that make you pay before filling up, but don't have credit card slots on the pump.

****ing ridiculous. "How much gas do you want?"

I don't know yet, you ****ing *******. I'll fill up my tank and then I'll tell you how much gas went in. I only ever put 15$ in, so usually they're cheating themselves out of 5-10$ worth of business.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Which gas stations don't have credit card slots at the pump?

[Dinner]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Do they deliver or take orders over the phone for pick-up? If so, you could just start a campaign of calling in phony orders. So he wastes time and money making food that ends up going to waste.

Of course, it's probably best just to let it go.

Caller ID would stop that.

[Dis]

Did you tell the guy you were a vegetarian?

I forgot to ask you that earlier.

Surely he would have believed you didn't order that if you were a vegetarian. And no self-respecting man who isn't a vegetarian would pretend to be a vegetarian to scam some food. . it's like pretending to be gay. .

[Traianvs]

EAting meat as a vegetarian is blasphemy, CHE!!!
What's the point of being one when you occasionally do eat meat..

[Az]

If you're a dietary vegetarian, it's perfectly acceptable to cheat from time to time.

[Traianvs]

yeah okayj, but that's not really a valid reason to be a vegetarian

[Az]

actually, it's by far the most valid reason: vegetarians live longer.

[Dis]

Originally posted by Az
actually, it's by far the most valid reason: vegetarians live longer.

but are they happier?

[Az]

I consider the environmental impact of Vegetarianism to be far more important.

And, if we want to open a can of worms, we can get Osweld in here to discuss the *other* reason...

Open a can of worms? YOU MURDERER@!!!!!111

[Combat Ingrid]

It's to liberate them, azhole

EDIT: Tass liberated them first

[Az]

[Immortal Wombat]

Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar
I consider the environmental impact of Vegetarianism to be far more important.

That's the best argument. Although having received the kebab, following the environmental principal would mean eating the kebab, rather than buying the kebab and the falafel and then throwing one of them away.

[Zoid]

Originally posted by Dissident
Did you tell the guy you were a vegetarian?

I forgot to ask you that earlier.

Surely he would have believed you didn't order that if you were a vegetarian. And no self-respecting man who isn't a vegetarian would pretend to be a vegetarian to scam some food. . it's like pretending to be gay. .

Yes, I did. I said that I didn´t eat meat and therefore could not eat the kebab. He still went bonkers...