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Ok, so me and a buddy was going to buy some pizza to munch while watching the F1 race on TV. We decided to try a different pizzeria than the one next to my house ´cause their pizzas are not that exciting. So we go to another one down the street. We get there and I order some falafel since I wasn´t in a pizza mood. It´s all well and good we pay for our food and go to my place.
When we sit down to eat and watch the race I discover that I have in fact got kebab instead of falafel, since I´m a vegeterian I now have nothing to eat. I call up the pizzeria and says exactly that, the guy answering the phone says he´s very sorry and that I can get a falafel instead. I say that I will come by after the race and eat the falafel I actually payed for. No sweat. Not three minutes later the phone rings and it´s the owner who´s yelling at me for claiming to have ordered the wrong thing and trying to get a free meal. I tell him I ordered a falafel and that my buddy heard me order it. He continues to shout and says that I ordered a kebab because that´s what he´s written down. And he says that I didn´t protest when the guy cut up the kebab meat and put it in the box. The fact that I was sitting at a table reading the newspaper with my back to the counter didn´t matter apparently...
I try some more to assert my right to the falafel I actually paid for, but the owner won´t have anyting to do with that. So I just say to him that that was the first and last time that I buy anything from his crappy excuse for a pizzeria and hang up on him...
I mean, WTF?? Is this guy mental or something? Phoning up customers and argue with them over a lousy falafel with fries? Even IF I had ordered a kebab instead of a falafel by mistake, he shouldn´t have argued with me. Especially not phoning me up and telling me I´m an idiot who doesn´t know what he orders...
So how could I get revenge on this sorry ass mother****er? Nothing too violent though...
When we sit down to eat and watch the race I discover that I have in fact got kebab instead of falafel, since I´m a vegeterian I now have nothing to eat. I call up the pizzeria and says exactly that, the guy answering the phone says he´s very sorry and that I can get a falafel instead. I say that I will come by after the race and eat the falafel I actually payed for. No sweat. Not three minutes later the phone rings and it´s the owner who´s yelling at me for claiming to have ordered the wrong thing and trying to get a free meal. I tell him I ordered a falafel and that my buddy heard me order it. He continues to shout and says that I ordered a kebab because that´s what he´s written down. And he says that I didn´t protest when the guy cut up the kebab meat and put it in the box. The fact that I was sitting at a table reading the newspaper with my back to the counter didn´t matter apparently...
I try some more to assert my right to the falafel I actually paid for, but the owner won´t have anyting to do with that. So I just say to him that that was the first and last time that I buy anything from his crappy excuse for a pizzeria and hang up on him...
I mean, WTF?? Is this guy mental or something? Phoning up customers and argue with them over a lousy falafel with fries? Even IF I had ordered a kebab instead of a falafel by mistake, he shouldn´t have argued with me. Especially not phoning me up and telling me I´m an idiot who doesn´t know what he orders...
So how could I get revenge on this sorry ass mother****er? Nothing too violent though...
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