Why are Democrats throwing pies at opponents?

[Q Classic]

Incidentally, I'm having a hard time caring about Ann Coulter's plight, especially in light of:

-The continuing issues in Iraq.
-The tsunami aftereffects in Southeast Asia.
-A new, conservative and in all likelihood, transitional pope.
-Her racially charged remarks about Mineta.
-Being hungry because I was late and skipped lunch.

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

In the effort to be "fair and balanced" and provide equal web bandwidth, I submit the following counterexample of potential righto (his political affiliations were not described) wackiness (else be potentially labeled as being a one sided hack )





Salivating over Fonda

Police: Man Arrested For Spitting On Jane Fonda
Fonda Declines To Press Charges

POSTED: 8:19 am CDT April 20, 2005
UPDATED: 1:23 pm CDT April 20, 2005

KANSAS CITY, Mo. --


Police said they arrested a man for spitting on Academy Award-winning actress Jane Fonda during a book-signing stop in Kansas City Tuesday night.

Fonda, 67, spoke at Unity Temple on The Plaza about her new book, "My Life So Far," and her new movie with Jennifer Lopez called "Monster-In-Law."

At about 9 p.m., police said a man who had been waiting in line for about 90 minutes, passed a book to Fonda and then spit a large amount of tobacco juice into her face.

The man then ran away and was taken into custody by off-duty officers, who were providing security for the event.

Michael A. Smith, 54, was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct, which is a city charge.

Fonda declined to prosecute the man. The actress, who flew to Minneapolis Wednesday for another appearance on the book tour she began April 5, issued a statement through Jynne Martin of Random House, which published her book.

"In spite of the incident, my experience in Kansas City was wonderful and I thank all the warm and supportive people, including so many veterans, who came to welcome me last night," Fonda said.

In 1972, Fonda was photographed sitting in a North Vietnamese anti-aircraft tank. About her involvement in the Vietnam War, Fonda has apologized for her anti-aircraft tank photo. She has called it an incredible lapse in judgment.
Copyright 2005 by TheKansasCityChannel.com. The Associated Press contributed to this report. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

[Q Classic]

Well, here's the rub. Which would you rather be hit in the face by, tobacco juice, or a pie?

Both of them stain, is my understanding, so...

In my case, I'd rather have the pie. Guess that makes me a rightist-type victim, leftist-type perpetrator.

Then again, it also depends on the pie... I'd wager cream pie might not hurt as much as, say, pecan pie. And it might not burn as much as say, hot chicken pot pie...

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Well we've got tobacco juice pies and salad dressing to contend with. All beat moneky poo if you ask me.


[Heston mode]

Damn dirty apes

[/Heston mode]

[Q Classic]

Tobacco juice pies? Now that's just heinous. On the other hand, tomacco juice pies...

[Ned]

Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
"Why are Democrats throwing pies at opponents?"

Because they believe in gun control?

Good answer!

[Q Classic]

What, my answer about the idiots perhaps thinking it might be a funny political statement didn't pass custard?

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Whats tomacco juice?

/me guesses a hybrid tomato/tobacco vegetable combo dreamed up by Phillip Morris and Delmonte?

[Q Classic]

Simpson's reference. Tomacco, I mean. (link)

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

I've been negligent in my late season Simpsons viewing obviously.

[Ned]

Originally posted by Ogie Oglethorpe
In the effort to be "fair and balanced" and provide equal web bandwidth, I submit the following counterexample of potential righto (his political affiliations were not described) wackiness (else be potentially labeled as being a one sided hack )





Salivating over Fonda

Yeah, the man was a commie upset at her changing her position on supporting the NV war effort against her own country.

[Q Classic]

I honestly can't blame you. Outside of maybe a rare decent gag every few episodes (like that Tetris one...), there's not much left. I don't watch it either, so I'm not quite sure where I picked up both Tomacco and Rageohol... since I haven't seen the episodes those were in.

[Q Classic]

Yeah, the man was a commie upset at her changing her position on supporting the NV war effort against her own country.

Link?

[Ned]

Originally posted by Q Cubed
What, my answer about the idiots perhaps thinking it might be a funny political statement didn't pass custard?

Q, just try to imagine how you would feel if someone were charging you in a public speaking forum?

[Kidlicious]

Originally posted by Oerdin


This is the kind of drivel someone starts spouting when they've watched to much Limbaugh and FOX News.

So it's not coincidence that everytime you are channel surfing and you get to FOX news whoever is speaking says something that Ned would say.