I think I'll take a nap.

[Lancer]

I'm feeling tired and I'm catching my eyes shutting. It's a cold, rainy day and I could dispell the chill with the electric blanket. I have the house to myself...

Seems a good idea. I think I'll go with it.

[MRT144]

indeed. ive been up since 6 and havent eaten anything and now its time to sleep

[Japher]

Yeah, but Lancer is old!

[Lancer]

"Yeah, but Lancer is old!"

Hmm, I am pretty old. Maybe I better not go to sleep...might not wake up!

[Japher]

Look at that, he's so old he's absent minded and forgot to take a nap!

[Lancer]

Soon as I got my shirt off the phone rang and someone knocked the door. All has been dealt with and I'm going to give it another go...

[Ecthy]

you might wake up and find you're dead!

[Japher]

good luck

[Imran Siddiqui]

Nap

[Tattila the Hun]

G'night, sleep tight, DON'T LET THE BEDBUGS BITE!!!!!

[JohnT]

And if they do, take off your shoe
and beat them 'til they're black and blue!

[Ecthy]

tommyknockers tommyknockers knocking on Lance's door

[Lancer]

The phone rang alot. We have a new # and the previous holder of this # was a chick named Christie who is very popular. I explain to people that it's not her # anymore and ten minutes later the same person will call back, like I made the whole thing up! With one, the phone will ring, I'll pick it up and an electronic voice will inform me I'm on hold! It says I have an 'important call coming in, please hold'. After a minute or two of this a girl will come on and ask for Christie!

I'm thinking of laying on my most feminine voice and seeing what they all want.

[Berzerker]

Keep us informed if you wake up and feel the need to take a dump, your life is of such immense interest

[Lancer]

"Keep us informed if you wake up and feel the need to take a dump, your life is of such immense interest"

I just farted.