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Are You Getting Enough Ketchup in Your Diet?
We all know that ketchup has natural mellowing agents that help you relax, but is life really like a bowl of ketchup? Or is this just more red propaganda by the Nationa Ketchup Foundation?
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ketchup has mellowing agents? -
Natural mellowing agents, paiktis.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Interestingly:Ketchup has not always been made out of tomatoes. It started out as a general term for sauce, typically made of mushrooms or fish brine with herbs and spices. Some popular early main ingredients include anchovy, oyster, lobster, walnut, kidney bean, cucumber, cranberry, lemon, and grape.
From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KetchupChristianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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YOu can also make a good mayo out of olive oil.
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LOL Che is drunk.In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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I went out to eat with a friend at a Fridays or some such with the gigantic burgers. The waitress brought a freshly filled bottle of ketchup, and by the time we finished the burgers and huge piles of fries there was only an inch of ketchup left.
When the waitress returned my friend said, "If you bring us a couple straws we can take care of that."
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Ketchup is too vinegary for anything but the saltiest of foods (such as french fries).
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other foods (including ketchup tomato soup and pizzas)
i eat almost anything exept 'fresh' tomatoes i cant stand the taste and smellBunnies!
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???Originally posted by Ted Striker
YOu can also make a good mayo out of olive oil.
That's the worst one to use for mayo.
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You just gotta know how to make it.
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then it is just well made worst kind of mayoBunnies!
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tomatoes is the best ingredient ever invented. It's what makes Italian food so good.Originally posted by DeathByTheSword
tomatoes
other foods (including ketchup tomato soup and pizzas)
i eat almost anything exept 'fresh' tomatoes i cant stand the taste and smellComment
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Well what the hell do you "expert" Eurocoms use?
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