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  • #16
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    • #17
      Everybody thinks the next call can be something really exciting.

      Really, how many calls are exciting? Much less more exciting than sex?!

      If someone answered their cellphone while I was getting it on with them, the next time it rang it would be from inside one of their orifices.
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      • #18
        kinky
        Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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        • #19
          Originally posted by KrazyHorse
          You people don't have enough sex if you've never done this.
          I dont know, i think that the distinct lack of my ex gf finding her phone prevented a lot of that.
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          • #20
            oh you wacky homos

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Starchild
              Ah yes, good ol' two-rings Oerdin.
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              • #22
                Originally posted by Starchild
                kinky
                Especially if s/he has it on vibrate.
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                • #23
                  Everybody thinks the next call can be something really exciting.


                  I had the same reaction to this comment... you are having sex, and you think a cell phone call might be something exciting... Must be really great sex...

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                  • #24
                    hmm

                    She has to answer .. . it could be her husband.

                    She can't answer . . . she's handcuffed to the headboard

                    etc etc

                    Seriously I would never pick up a phone while having sex-- thats insane. That said, it can be fun to mess with your partner when they are on the phone. Its fun whn they "excuse themselves" for a moment to have an orgasm
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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Ming
                      Everybody thinks the next call can be something really exciting.


                      I had the same reaction to this comment... you are having sex, and you think a cell phone call might be something exciting... Must be really great sex...

                      i think only women would do this though using that line of reasoning.
                      "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                      'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                      • #26
                        people seem to be having really bad sex these days...
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                        • #27
                          Handsfree kits

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                          • #28
                            My phone does not support bluetooth...

                            Not that I'm getting any, anyways...
                            I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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                            • #29
                              86 % continue what they were doing.

                              I think that's good enough
                              veni vidi PWNED!

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                              • #30
                                I found it interesting that Germany and Spain were the worst, and Italy was the best at ignoring the phone
                                Keep on Civin'
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