I want 1) food. 2) beer. Everyone else whose drunk can suck my bolo's. Let's go. It's sh!tface time.
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dude i was already drunk before my first wedding thats why i know the next pitcher will be late and ruin it no weddings cant yall just go steadyOriginally posted by Ted Striker
Yeah Mrs. T haven't you ever had a pitcher of beer during a wedding ceremoy, duh!!!!When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
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im on the first flight to MassOriginally posted by Frankychan
I need a ride to the pizza parlor. Harpo's. I got 40 bucks in my wallet. I got Tube's back and Mrts. Ted gets a free pitcher at Magoo's. Five bucks tip, UR gets a brew, so does Ming and rah fro good luck. Who else?
Franky is drunk so I'm felling gerinous.
"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
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Mrs. T is part of the rocksteady airforce crew!Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
dude i was already drunk before my first wedding thats why i know the next pitcher will be late and ruin it no weddings cant yall just go steady"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
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sorry dude still got an 18 pack left i bought before they stoped sellingOriginally posted by MRT144
hahaha, damnit, i want more beer. half a 40 left!When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
"It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.
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2 40s and im done. the fast i drinl the better it is. so 2 40s iless than 2 hours. i think im done for the night. now its time to raise hell on poly
"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
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Let's see, I woke up and had a large cup of tea and some Weetabix. Checked my email and 'Poly. The uni server crashed so I went into the city and met a friend for some tea. He entertained me with tales of his emotionally distant Swedish parents and all night vomiting while I calmly drank my chai latté. Went to the BBC shop and wished I had money to buy all the comedies I love. Looked at magazines for a bit, came back to campus, ate some rice and veg chilli I made yesterday. Now about to walk with someone to the 24 hour garage-market so he can buy munchies. Tonight's agenda includes watching the new episode of Dr. Who over copious amounts of tea.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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Woke up still drunk. Won 50$ at poker in an hour or so. Sobered up. Got a phone call inviting me to a BBQ. Went to supermarket and bought some ribeye steak. Will now take a shower, then go to BBQ and hang out and drink beer and eat steak all day.
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