I feel slightly less pathetic!

[Jon Miller]

Originally posted by lord of the mark


No, no, no. It wasnt advice on WHERE to meet a girl. It was advice on a cheap date, assuming you HAVE met a girl. Of course I keep forgetting that y'all dont have services on Friday night.

one of my freinds said that he did vodka shots with his rabbi at the friday night get together

Jon Miller

[Elok]

A record! A record! The "let's be friends" talk, less than 36 hours after the first assent!

To be honest, though, I had my doubts about it too, I just wanted to give it a chance, plus she was cute. Now I don't have to hear you guys talking about 40s and popcorn buckets. Well, actually, yes, I do, but I don't have to feel like I should be scandalized anymore. That's a plus.

EDIT: The play, however, was excellent. I don't know if there have been film versions made, at least in English, but it's Tartuffe, by Moliere. It's about religious hypocrisy, that right there should be enough to win half of you over.

[MRT144]

friends can still fornicate right?

and this calls for a 40 to help comfort yourself.

[Elok]

I'm comforted enough by the knowledge that you'll always be there for me, man, offering me casual sex and booze. Thank you.

[MRT144]

its my place is the sun

[Frankychan]

Bullsh*t. The "lets be friends" is them trying to say "You aren't bada** enough, or you're boring."

You know what? Screw 'em. I say drink up, and don't even try and notice 'em. Observe. Many girls know they are hot sh** and notice how guys are trying hard as hell to flirt with them. All you need to do is show em some kindness, not really flirt, but show that you are interested in women, and BAM! They start to wonder "hmmm, what's this guys deal?" Keep doing that, they start thinking deeper into you, and the next thing you know, they are flirting with you."

Yes, I've done this, but I have yet to get that *zzzzap* from women. Although there is this one girl I'm starting to........

[Ted Striker]

Originally posted by MRT144
says the nympho who doesnt get any.

by the way LOTM goign to church for a DATE is lame. I declare a death sentance on any relationship that has more than 1 date at church

There's a scene in Boyz in the Hood where they are on the porch drinking 40s and the one dude is saying how the best place to pick up women is in church.

[Ted Striker]

Originally posted by Frankychan
Bullsh*t. The "lets be friends" is them trying to say "You aren't bada** enough, or you're boring."

You know what? Screw 'em. I say drink up, and don't even try and notice 'em. Observe. Many girls know they are hot sh** and notice how guys are trying hard as hell to flirt with them. All you need to do is show em some kindness, not really flirt, but show that you are interested in women, and BAM! They start to wonder "hmmm, what's this guys deal?" Keep doing that, they start thinking deeper into you, and the next thing you know, they are flirting with you."

Yes, I've done this, but I have yet to get that *zzzzap* from women. Although there is this one girl I'm starting to........

...hit it with.

[Frankychan]

Once again, Ted saves my ass.

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
That seems rather pointless.

I mean you waste all that time you spent in church!

Why not enjoy yourself for the rest of your life with your wife?

The thing is they don't actually believe. They just want a nice woman to marry. BTW, the ratio for them is very good (3 men : 7 women) around here.

[Frankychan]

UR. Women are so FOS it's crazy. At least us guys are pretty much straight up...although there ARE some a**holes amongst us that are devious as hell. Nice guys get the shaft and bad dudes get the 'tang, but scar our rep...but same goes for the skanky women.

[MRT144]

Originally posted by Ted Striker


There's a scene in Boyz in the Hood where they are on the porch drinking 40s and the one dude is saying how the best place to pick up women is in church.

40s, church, women, mrt144. it all makes sense now

[Ted Striker]

Originally posted by MRT144


40s, church, women, mrt144. it all makes sense now

That is a solid combination

[Ted Striker]

Originally posted by Frankychan
Once again, Ted saves my ass.