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  • Accounting students in demand because for corporate financial scandals.

    Yay for me! Because of all the corporate financial scandals Congress passed the Sarbanes-Oxley Act which requires more accounting work. Accounting is one of the hottest job markets out there. I've got one more year to go!
    Last edited by Kidlicious; April 6, 2005, 16:19.
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    What we need are more philosophers
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    • #3
      And as soon as you start making money, all your commie friends will try to mooch off you.
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      • #4
        English majors in demand because for bad grammar.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by pchang
          And as soon as you start making money, all your commie friends will try to mooch off you.
          I won't have much money, but I'll be able to pay off my huge loans so the capitalists will get it all before I can share it with my comrades.
          Last edited by Kidlicious; April 6, 2005, 16:18.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Asher
            English majors in demand because for bad grammar.



            before I can share is with my comrades.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by laurentius
              What we need are more philosophers
              Yeah, sure we do.
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              • #8
                I should ask for more money.

                My problem is that my current role requires more scandals so that we have more people to prosecute.
                One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                • #9
                  There's probably lots of people to prosecute you just have to figure out their scams.
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                    Re: Accounting students in demand because for corporate financial scandals.

                    Originally posted by Kidicious
                    Yay for me! Because of all the corporate financial scandals Congress passed the Sarbanes-Oxley Act which requires more accounting work. Accounting is one of the hottest job markets out there. I've got one more year to go!
                    This is interesting although possibly unjust and dangerous, because the financial scandals were the result of illegal orders given to accountants who made sharp and clever illegal entries. With more accountants paid higher salaries, you increase the risk of financial scandals.

                    Accounting vocations should therefore be deeply investigated, even when displayed by commies.
                    Statistical anomaly.
                    The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Dauphin
                      I should ask for more money.

                      My problem is that my current role requires more scandals so that we have more people to prosecute.
                      Get the Tories back in office then.
                      Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
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                      • #12
                        Wouldn't you mean "Especially when displayed by Commies"
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Spiffor
                          Wouldn't you mean "Especially when displayed by Commies"
                          I confirm that Commie should be suspected less than others to have an accounting vocation. The reason is that accounting is a technique offering almost no room to ideology, which means that accountants are only interested in facts. And we all know that Commies dont bother in collecting facts, but are mainly interested in the description of "lendemains qui chantent".
                          Statistical anomaly.
                          The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by DAVOUT
                            I confirm that Commie should be suspected less than others to have an accounting vocation. The reason is that accounting is a technique offering almost no room to ideology, which means that accountants are only interested in facts. And we all know that Commies dont bother in collecting facts, but are mainly interested in the description of "lendemains qui chantent".
                            No. It's because Commies don't use numbers to distort the facts like these criminal accountants, none of which are Commies by the way.
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                              Re: Re: Accounting students in demand because for corporate financial scandals.

                              Originally posted by DAVOUT


                              This is interesting although possibly unjust and dangerous, because the financial scandals were the result of illegal orders given to accountants who made sharp and clever illegal entries.
                              They aren't smart and aren't clever. It strikes me that many of the fraudsters employ little more than fly-tipping mentality.
                              One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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