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  • A valuable public service announcement you must read.

    How to make a device that stops alien abductions.


    I think we can all get behind this man's message.
    Tutto nel mondo è burla

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    Re: A valuable public service announcement you must read.

    Come on, people. Doesn't this man just scream authority?
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    • #3
      /me feels sorry for your neglected thraed.


      Yes, a thraed.
      "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

      Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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      • #4
        What a rip-off. My tin-foil hat works just fine.
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          "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

          Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Mercator
            What a rip-off. My tin-foil hat works just fine.
            Obviously, you didn't read the meta analysis of various types of mind-blocking headgear.

            Go to the "Case Histories" section.

            Prototype #1
            20 sheets of aluminum foil, two made, one using a fiberglass helmet and one from a leather hat. These were made in February, 1998. The investigator lost them and did not provide a report.

            Prototype #2
            Leather hat with 12 sheets of metalized plastic sheets. The sheets are from "metal-in" static shielding bags, 3M #1900 Metal in - Static Shielding Bags size 18" X 24" Pack CE-1006-7178-9

            Prototype #2A
            Leather hat with 12 sheets of metalized plastic and two sheets of .006" thick Velostat, 3M part number 1706.

            Prototype #3
            Leather hat with eight sheets of .006" thick Velostat sheets. Velostat is 3M’s trade name for an electrically conductive carbon impregnated polyolefin.

            Prototype #3A
            Leather hat with plastic visor covering the forehead with five sheets of .006" thick Velostat sheets.

            Prototype #3B
            Leather hat with nine sheets of .006" Velostat sheets.

            I can't wait for the peer-reviewed journal article!
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            • #7
              I wonder how much of a market there is selling things to gullible people. No one seemed to take me up on my Jesus nightlight. And it's a true story that it stopped working and started working again.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #8
                Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                I wonder how much of a market there is selling things to gullible people.

                Reagan and Bushbaby had two terms. Thatcher too many to mention.


                There are depths still to be plumbed and mined, che.
                Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                • #9
                  His market isn't the merely gullible, it's the borderline insane. People who believe they are victims of repeated alien abductions are coo-coo for cocoa puffs as it is.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                    I wonder how much of a market there is selling things to gullible people.
                    Staggeringly huge. Homeopathy and assorted quack medicine, for example. Water with "small clusters," magicial red strings, horoscope books. The list just keeps on growing.

                    Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                    No one seemed to take me up on my Jesus nightlight. And it's a true story that it stopped working and started working again.
                    That's because you haven't used an incomprehensible mix of psudeoscience mumble-jumble.
                    (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                    (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                    (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                    • #11
                      I thought it was Boris in the picture.
                      Only feebs vote.

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