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That dream is terribly nerdy, but it's not as embarassing as a dream I had a couple of weeks ago, that involved sex. I think these are seriously worse.
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Did it involve a male polytubbie giving you a sponge bath while dressed as a nurse?
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Did it involve a male polytubbie giving you a sponge bath while dressed as a nurse?
No. I told you it was a wierd dream:
I was about to have sex with Jennifer Aniston, she was very pregnant, like 7-8-9 months, and I couldn't get it up, and kept becoming semi-soft all the time.
I think it's as embarassing as it gets.
I don't really care about those dreams, since they probably are some wierd metaphores or other stuff I don't know, but it's still funny, in an embarassing kind of way.Comment
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dude, jennifer aniston is ugly, its not surprising."I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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I probably wouldn't want to have sex with an 8-months pregnant Jennifer Aniston either."You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005Comment
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Originally posted by MRT144
dude, jennifer aniston is ugly, its not surprising.
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I would let her blow me. I'm a nice guy that way.Originally posted by Jaguar
I probably wouldn't want to have sex with an 8-months pregnant Jennifer Aniston either.Comment
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i say what others are afraid toOriginally posted by Dissident
"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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I'd hit it.
WITH A SUPERCOLLIDER!!!!
We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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I'd hit it, if only to be able to brag about it afterwards. But these are different degrees of "wanting". I remember that I was certainly very worried during the dream about not getting it up. I don't really remember more of the dream.
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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Kuci never did answer KH's question.
12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
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Pretty heterosexualOriginally posted by Boris Godunov
I didn't make the comment, KH did. He's ostensibly heterosexual. He could be dirty, but I wouldn't know about that. I'm not sure how old he is, either. This question should really be posed to him directly.
Depends on the partner. I'm not boring in bed by any stretch of the imagination
2512-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
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That was stat mechOriginally posted by
Smiley
There's nothing wrong with dreaming about particle physics.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio RegumComment
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My most recent dream I can recall was about riding around with some girl in an UFO and shooting French jockeys.Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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Best. Thread. Ever.
Kucinich, you're my hero
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