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"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
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We were just making fun of the guy at lunch...I like to believe I had something to do with it."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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nmWhen you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
"It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.Comment
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TV "legend" Todd Bridges once went on a four-day cocaine bender where he shot his dealer until the chamber was empty, reloaded the gun, and popped him some more. For good measure, Bridges also stabbed him, and left him to die in a crack house.
Cochran got him off.
In short: OJ was no fluke, and he probably picked the one attorney in America who could get him off.Last edited by JohnT; March 30, 2005, 10:36.Comment
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what a great attorney
Laugh at him all you want, but he knew what he was doing and he helped many people beyond OJ.Comment
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Yeah, Cochran was better than all of you...
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Wasn't Cochran also a champion of the poor? Didn't he also handle many cases of police abuse?"I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003Comment
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He did his job magnificently, I'll give him that. Say what you will, but there's no arguing that.Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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I just wanted to post that without the italics.Originally posted by JohnT
In short: OJ was no fluke, and he probably picked the one attorney in America who could get him off.
"Compromises are not always good things. If one guy wants to drill a five-inch hole in the bottom of your life boat, and the other person doesn't, a compromise of a two-inch hole is still stupid." - chegitz guevara
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Thank you. That was irritating.Comment
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Well I'll say this, he was a great lawyer.... Ummm, yeah. Lawyer...Comment
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On the contrary, it was a total fluke. A slightly better prosecution team would have nailed Simpson's arse.Originally posted by JohnT
In short: OJ was no fluke, and he probably picked the one attorney in America who could get him off.(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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Will God fall for the Chewbaca defense?Comment
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In memorium, my favorite attorney joke:
Three guys are waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. St Peter says to the first one: "What did you do in life?"
"Are you kidding?? I was the Pope!"
"Oh certainly, Your Holiness. I didn't recognize you at first. Come right this way, we have your room ready." And St. Peter takes him to a little one-room apartment with cheap posters thumbtacked to the wall, plastic flowers in a chipped vase, a hot plate to cook with.
"This will be fine," says the Pope.
St. Peter says to the second. "What did you do in life?"
"I was a lawyer," he replies.
"Oh certainly. Come right this way counsel, we have your room ready." And St. Peter takes him to a magnificient mansion, with swimming pools, tennis courts, riding stables, priceless works of art on the walls.
"This will be fine," says the lawyer.
The third man says to St. Peter, "What's going on?? The Pope gets a run-down one-room apartment and a lawyer gets a wonderful mansion??"
"It's supply and demand," says St. Peter. "We have all kinds of popes running around here, but that's only the second lawyer to have ever made it."Comment
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Yeah, well, Chewbacca is a Wooky from the planet Kishic, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it. That does not make sense.~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~Comment
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