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working teh overtime, so i can save up money to dote on my pagan girlfriend, and someday fertilize her.
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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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I'm not a Jew. I'm just a little Jew-ish.Originally posted by Boris Godunov
You think che is a devout Jew or something?
Uhm, I watched a show about the big bang and one on the Gospel of Mary Magdelene.
I have also decided to torture myself, by having an english muffin with butter and cream chese. I expect the mucus any moment now. But I didn't feel like washing dishes so I could cook eggs and sausage.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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ahh Easter. I never really knew what it was.
Even though I went to church as a kid and did communion, I never could understand religion. It seemed very confusing to me.
So what is Easter. Is that when this Christ dude is resurrected? Or was that when he died?Comment
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Real "easter," properly called Pascha, is not till May, you heretics.
Orthodox and proud!
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If i remember right thursday last supper, friday hung on the cross, saturday talked with the other two on crosses and died, and sunday rose from the dead.When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
"It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.Comment
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No, he died at 3pm on the Cross on Friday and was buried. He rose again on Easter.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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went to a friends house and hunted easter eggs with some neighbor friends of theirs. cold and rainy here in Indy, but still a good time for all. Settling in for a late afternoon of basketball watching and gluttonyComment
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Schismatic!Originally posted by Elok
Orthodox and proud!
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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in any case I'm not religious. It's already hypocritical of me to celebrate Christmas (I don't actually do anything other than exchange gifts, put up decorations- no mass for me). I don't need to be doing 2 holidays
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I cooked a turkey - I'm v proud of myself. Esp as im vegetarian.
And got v drunk on JD. Nevermind.Desperados of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but your dignity.......
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Re: Happy Easter!
not celebratingOriginally posted by chegitz guevara
So how are you celebrating your pagan fertility festival day?
I suppose I might contemplaet God for a bit and study his word
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GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.Comment
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I couldn't care less about Easter, save for the free day.
Today, I happened to go at my cousin's, and we shared a few beers :beer: Could say it's because of Easter, as we couldnn't have done it if he had worked tomorrow
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Bah humbug!Attached FilesThe cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
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