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  • #31
    I thought Che had the "Terri Schiavo" solution reserved for me.
    http://tools.wikimedia.de/~gmaxwell/jorbis/JOrbisPlayer.php?path=John+Williams+The+Imperial+M arch+from+The+Empire+Strikes+Back.ogg&wiki=en

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    • #32
      She's not a solution yet. That would require disolving her in a liquid.
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • #33
        I thought Che had the "Terri Schiavo" solution reserved for me.


        Well, you're a hardcore rightwinger, and thus, I am sure that MRI scans will get similar results.
        urgh.NSFW

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        • #34
          Incidentally, this very type of device was featured in a Boston Legal episode: 116, Let Sales Ring, I believe.

          Your country thanks you.

          SO SAY WE ALL!
          B♭3

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Q Cubed
            Incidentally, this very type of device was featured in a Boston Legal episode: 116, Let Sales Ring, I believe.

            Your country thanks you.

            SO SAY WE ALL!
            Get with the times Q. I already mentioned that.

            Incidentally, I missed last night's episode

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            • #36
              DAMN!

              I HAVE BEEN PWN3D!

              *cries*

              note to self: read the thread.

              SO SAY WE ALL!
              B♭3

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              • #37
                Incidentally, I missed last night's episode

                There wasn't one last night. I think they were showing Grey's Anatomy instead, and the next new episode isn't slated until end of April.
                B♭3

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Q Cubed
                  Incidentally, I missed last night's episode

                  There wasn't one last night. I think they were showing Grey's Anatomy instead, and the next new episode isn't slated until end of April.
                  Nothing preempts BILL SHATNER and BOSTON LEGAL!!!

                  But at least I didn't miss a superb episode. (did you see the one about the death penalty in TX?)

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                  • #39
                    Unfortunately, I don't believe so. I got into the series late, so I missed everything until that lesbian episode.

                    But you're right. NOTHING PREEMPTS BILL SHATNER AND BOSTON LEGAL!

                    SO SAY WE ALL!
                    B♭3

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                    • #40
                      I didn't even realize William Shatner was on that show. Is he any good?

                      He doesn't get to kick ass like the old days I'm sure. Back in the Star Trek and T.J. Hooker days.

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                      • #41
                        I threatened my mom that I would buy this, but she just threatened to remove my computer.
                        "Compromises are not always good things. If one guy wants to drill a five-inch hole in the bottom of your life boat, and the other person doesn't, a compromise of a two-inch hole is still stupid." - chegitz guevara
                        "Bill3000: The United Demesos? Boy, I was young and stupid back then.
                        Jasonian22: Bill, you are STILL young and stupid."

                        "is it normal to imaginne dartrh vader and myself in a tjhreee way with some hot chick? i'ts always been my fantasy" - Dis

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                        • #42


                          that just about sums up bill right there
                          "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                          "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Dissident
                            I didn't even realize William Shatner was on that show. Is he any good?

                            He doesn't get to kick ass like the old days I'm sure. Back in the Star Trek and T.J. Hooker days.
                            He is superb, and manages to totally PWN in court. He is what Imran should aspire to become.

                            DENNY CRANE!

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by C0ckney


                              that just about sums up bill right there
                              "Compromises are not always good things. If one guy wants to drill a five-inch hole in the bottom of your life boat, and the other person doesn't, a compromise of a two-inch hole is still stupid." - chegitz guevara
                              "Bill3000: The United Demesos? Boy, I was young and stupid back then.
                              Jasonian22: Bill, you are STILL young and stupid."

                              "is it normal to imaginne dartrh vader and myself in a tjhreee way with some hot chick? i'ts always been my fantasy" - Dis

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Verto
                                He is superb, and manages to totally PWN in court. He is what Imran should aspire to become.

                                DENNY CRANE!
                                Shatner

                                IIRC, he won a Golden Globe for his performance as Denny Crane this year.
                                “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                                - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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